all ancaps are bastards

People controlling other people is bad, unless it's me controlling people.

EvilHomer doesn't look anything like I thought he would. I would have guessed he'd have made sure his suit was the right size.

Everything else aside, can you imagine listening to the way he sings for an entire album?

I like the part where you can hear him fumbling with his lyric sheet.

I'm not gonna play this, but that flavor saver speaks volumes.

I was waiting for some Libertarian to create a band called 'Rearden Metal'.