I'm not sorry that I accidentally linked "Vanessa" to a criminally underrated video. Everything else, I'm sorry

You've got an ultra secret van in your pants too?

Next to my rune pocket!

I read a novel once, back when I was a kid and could stand fiction, about dimensional travellers sent by the devil to collect magic stones for creating the universe. The devil-kind had taint pockets they kept their magic stones in, yet somehow this wasn't porno. It was called "And the Devil Will Drag You Under."

Now that I think about it, that novel was fucking weird. It was like Sliders smashed into Quantum Leap smashed into The Adjustment Bureau.

I read that too!

To this day I have yet to encounter another vampire football player in fiction.

I think they were vampire baseball players in Twilight, but I only made it that far before I turned it off. The werewolves were footballs too.. I'm not going to look this up...

Okay, since you read one thing no one else seems to have that I did, have you ever read Man of Two Worlds about the civilization in a black void pocket dimension called Crown World that siphons new humans from the abandoned Earth that has slipped back into a prehistoric state?

I liked that one.

Ahriman?

The Seals stole it from the Wolves. Who themselves were then stolen. Seals are smart but they lack morals: If they see a ball they juggle it on their nose, acting like it's theirs' all of a sudden. The wolf urine's probably behind the door at the beginning.

If you're thinking Z is for Zachariah she kind of helped finish it after her dad died but didn't write it. I only read Rasco and R-T Margaret. All my rats were NIMH rats with the exception of Princess Peach and Debbie Gibson. I briefly attended the same high school as she did (decades later) because my local school cut the music program. I dropped out early. Anyway she does fan fiction?

Not that NIMH lady, Zest.

uh oh..

It's an old meme, referring to this batshit insane NIMH fanfiction writer who tried to wage war against PoE-Red and Deke Lord Chet.

Does anyone have a copy of that website? Or at least know where there might be an Internet Archive'd page?