A few of my friends surf the Oregon coast, and unless you get really south, the water's always cold even if it's 80-90 degrees outside. They might appreciate this.

Also I love 'em but they do talk exactly like this guy.

I kept on waiting for him to say 'stoked', but it never came.

This guy is a living stereotype.

The boggles make his nose look like a face dick.

"myan"

When the surfer children of the 80s hit middle age it isn't pretty.