Even if I'm better than a chimp at something, I'm still letting them win, 'cause I like my face where it is.

Shrimpanzees? More like Memory-Chipanzees!

I hate every ape I see, from chimpanz-a to chimpan-z, no you'll never make a monkey out of me.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=104621

I really hope we get another one of those comments.

I remember when researchers first figured this out. Pretty sure they're still looking for an explanation why chimps have razor-sharp, split-second visual recall, but the favorite theory is that it helps them navigate their territory in the jungle and remember where all the fruit trees and termite mounds are.

Oh yeah, well, let's see how fast it can wipe out an entire other species.

I'll wait.