NSFW warning - I didn't realize the trailer included the nude kung fu scene. Sorry!

"water spider assault unit"

This movie is eight hours long. Clips from it were used to make Shaolin Dolemite.

+5 for narrator having a slight "old time news reel" twang to his voice.

"You better appreciate it!" Indeed.

EUGENE T. TRAMMEL

This is what the Street Fighter movie should've been...

This is what all movies should have been.

There's more Street Fighter and Mortaaal Kombaaat! in this movie than the "real" SF and MK movies.

Swastika formation drill!