the preload guy my vote, but I'm not watching whatever grotesque horror movie this is.

He looks, sounds, and acts like Violent J.

Just take them five, you great fat hollering whale, and don't bite my hand off in the process.

This is nightmarish

Imagine the inside of this guys head, nothing but giant burritos and disjointed images of 20 tv shows all put together running in his brain 24/7. Barely enough time so that he can almost concentrate on breathing, almost.

This is so terrible, but I'm a little drunk so it's okay.

2:50 to 3:03 is the highlight, if you can't stand to watch the whole thing.

I look forward to seeing Probable Juggalo linked.

Its as if he's saying.. "I am proud to pollute myself with the worst shit imaginable. I hate myself."

That's no moon.

I always wondered what Michael Bay's target demo was, and know I know. Thumbs.

this guy is great

I love this guy, I know there are other videos by him on here

I'm convinced this guy's face crashed my browser. Yes, I think I am a fan.

His opinion is more valuable to America than yours.

The found footage genre is getting weird.

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

I was sold at "fuckin Bugatti that turns into a samurai." I won't spend more than 3 or four dollars to see it, but I want to see it. I miss working in a movie theatre for this reason alone: during the summer we'd usually have to have one big blockbuster (like Dark Knight, Spider-Man, etc.) just to keep the doors open. Dumb movies become a lot more fun when juxtaposed with Pedro Alomdosaur flicks.

Probable Juggalo tag is still not linked; For shame, POETV. I expect someone to get on this case STAT.