" how about moving the small child to another room?"

It's an electric fish, not Emperor Palpatine.

Wikipedia says they're 300-400 volts but not known to be dangerous to humans, so the current must be really low. high voltage at low current will feel bad but that's it.

The Evil of the fish becomes clearer as you realize that at minimum two parts of the body are necessary to grab him, thus completing an electrical circuit right through the muscle groups doing the grabbing. Two nice juicy low ohm contacts.

It only got dangerous when he used both hands. You saw him jump, and the fish was old and sick ( he claims ). But that's right though the old ticker, there. Imagine what a healthy and angry fish could do.

What if he falls on the kid after he gets shocked?? Didn't think of that, did ya? Shitface.

Bonus question: Would pissing on the electric catfish cause you to receive a shock?

How would he fall on someone if he's not standing up?

It's more of protecting them emotionally in case something goes awry. Though I doubt they're unaware about the risk of injury their Dad/whoever it is taking. Though they may not realize the risk of a heart attack, though I don't know if the fish has volt/amps to do it.

Though though though

5 stars for a cool guy/childhood emotional trauma.

Jesus Christ!!

OBVIOUSLY if he got a bad enough shock he would leap to his feat, stumble around smashing into various fish tanks and furniture THEN fall onto one of the kids. Fucking hell...

Then he will tell them it was all a bad idea, they shouldn't ever try it and that he was lucky they were there to break his fall.

So fuck off.

"A guy opens his fish tank and gets shocked and you think that of me?!?

No...

I am the one who shocks."

I was thinking Ed Begley Jr. but I can't really make an electric car joke that's as good your reference. Sorry Ed.

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Counterfeit Catfish Machine

it eats Dickie Crickets

How did you see into my brain, boner? Are you a wizard?