The New Meat  - 2014-07-02
Her codpiece makes her look like Jarreth the Goblin King.
|
|
TeenerTot - 2014-07-02
FAKE! (Not the boobs. The playing.)
|
jreid - 2014-07-02 Naw man real sax players constantly move their fingers while playing a single note like that. The faster you move your fingers the richer the note sounds.
|
Harveyjames - 2014-07-02
A lot of people are calling fake on her performance, which is... weird. Like people don't like the idea that a 70-year-old woman can be talented and work hard and can hold the attention of 50,000 people without assistance. No-one would be saying this shit if it was a male performer of a similar vintage.
She was interviewed about this the other day and said something like 'my boobs are fake, my hair's fake... only thing that's real is my voice and my heart'. She's a classy lady.
And c'mon, if she was going to fake something, why this? It's so ludicrous the only reason it would ever occur on stage is if it was a party piece she genuinely knew how to do. I'm trying to imagine her losing sleep, knocking back pills, mascara running down her face, saying 'I don't CARE if I have to lie to my audience, I need them to see me do the Yakety Sax!'
|
infinite zest - 2014-07-02 I'd like it to be real.. but the embouchure isn't right for the saxophone (Dolly's looks more like how one would play a brass instrument) and the fingers don't match up, but that could be delay. I play the oboe and the bassoon and the clarinet but not the saxophone, but I'm pretty sure you can't reach the high notes without pursing your lips.
|
|
Old_Zircon - 2014-07-02
Yakety Stacked.
|
dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-07-02
Dolly is auto 5, as is Benny Hill.
|
| Register or login To Post a Comment |
Reddit
Digg
Stumble
Facebook