Oscar Wildcat  - 2014-07-12
Bavarian Belcher?
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infinite zest - 2014-07-12 Dorf?
Hurricane makes me want to vomit just thinking about it, and I sometimes drink OE 800 warm. Also 55 dollars? I've never had a job with drug testing, but it seems like they usually target those who work at companies where that's about an 8 hour day's pay.
A friend of mine had it down. His friend was clean and sober and pissed in water bottles. He'd then fill a condom with urine and tie it up and stick it in his underwear every time it was rumored that testing would be that day or week. I wonder how that 8 mile bike ride to work felt.
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Bobonne - 2014-07-12 Yeah, drug tests are aimed at the poor, like, 95% of the time. And most of the laws that mandate them are aimed at blue collar workers, and usually, they're expensive enough that it's at least a day's pay or so, and almost always paid for by the person being tested, rather than the company or the state.
They're pretty much completely bullshit.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2014-07-12 It's not about keeping people off drugs but about keeping people afraid and obedient.
That's where the Bavarian Belcher comes into play.
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infinite zest - 2014-07-12 What really sucks is, at least in my situations, I always live with multiple people because I really can't afford a one bedroom or a studio with what I make. And I barely smoke pot anymore and don't do any drugs except for DMT, which is naturally occurring and shows up in all drug tests like opiates do. But a contact high from Marijuana can stay in your system for days and get you fired from a shitty job because you couldn't afford a place of your own, or don't want to live with weird people advertising drug free houses on CL.. arg.
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Azmo23 - 2014-07-12 iz:
dmt is metabolized super fast and not tested for on any drug test that I am aware of
also, it is incredibly, incredibly unlikely that you would get a high enough concentration of marijuana smoke secondhand to fail a drug test
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Ocyrus - 2014-07-12
I found this one while doing some "research"... I passed, BTW, but didn't do anything that I found online. Just didn't consume for two weeks, while increasing workout routine and drinking more water.
That being said... I had to post this just for his shocker terminology, and excessive belching.
Also, I wouldn't doubt that he's picking up girls at SUNY Delhi, they're mostly farm girls, lumberjack types, etc.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2014-07-12 You might also try substituting your urine with the 100% pure wolf urine being hawked by this website.
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infinite zest - 2014-07-12 My ad says "Deep Discounts on Open Box Tools." That'd help with the Bavarian Belcher part.
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infinite zest - 2014-07-12 never mind.. I guess I better pre-order my xbox one now.
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oddeye - 2014-07-12
120% Guaranteed Pass: Don't take illegal drugs if you have a job where drug tests are used.
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Nominal - 2014-07-12 Why are you worried if you have nothing to hide?
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-07-12
Now that's math you can trust!
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pyslexic dharmacist - 2014-07-13
Instead of drugs, consume chips and horrible malt liquor. I don't think I want to know how the shocker relates to all this.
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