The Goyim know! SHUT IT DOWN!

All Character Voices by SHLOIMY BLUTH

God, I wish I had a tradition.

I've just resubmitted Everything is Terrible's video of the original live-action Torah Tots here - http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=99833

And yes, all our old friends are here. Scottish or Irish human (and yes, Irish people can have surnames starting with Mc), inventor goblet, the rabbi and the raspy-voiced monster (I looked up the names of the latter two and they are basically personications of the Jewish equivalents of the superego and id, which made more sense that I thought any explanation could).

I watch this ONE torah tots, and now my YouTube feed is full of Mitzvah Blvd., The Shpy, and Oorah puppets.

To think these people control the entertainment industry, this ain't no Veggie Tales, that's for sure!

The way it's filmed is giving me a headache. Is this a sign that I'm racist, or is it some sort of built-in thing to keep goys from watching?

They're keeping up with the Jewish stereotype by making this look like the cheapest kids show ever.