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RedHood - 2014-07-29

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.


infinite zest - 2014-07-29

I know, right? Biggest missed opportunity for a Fleetwood Mac song ever!!!!


memedumpster - 2014-07-29

Wow, for the first time in my life I have sincerely considered that maybe I am getting tired of watching movies and should stop looking for movies to watch.

That's how bad this looks.


infinite zest - 2014-07-29

In a way I like the origin: on his podcast Smith kind of came up with the idea and told his twitter fans to hashtag #WalrusYes or #WalrusNo if they wanted to see the movie get made. I'm indifferent to Smith (even though Dogma's one of my favorite comedies) but I liked the social experiment. If Smith wants to become the Stam Milgram of cinema, he's on his way.


Hooker - 2014-07-29

I actually expected this to look much worse, so this was a pleasant surprise!

Not going to watch it, of course.


Binro the Heretic - 2014-07-29

I'll watch it because I love all cheesy flicks.

Ever heard of "Sssssss"? It's about a herpetologist who injects dudes with stuff to turn them into king cobras because he thinks they're the next step in evolution. I'm glad to see Hollywood whip out some more crazy-go-nuts shit like that.


Binro the Heretic - 2014-07-29

Also, they're turning that shitty 1980s TV series "Manimal" into a Will Ferrell movie.


chairsforcheap - 2014-07-29

did you just call manimal shitty? i should fucking kill you with my raven claws


memedumpster - 2014-07-29

You cannot cast Will Ferrell as the Turboteen of the animal kingdom. Well, at least they're not rebooting Automan or the Phoenix.


Binro the Heretic - 2014-07-30

Really, chairsforcheap? What's to stop me wringing your neck during the awkward five-minute-long transformation?

Also, his hands turned into his claws when he was a bird. THAT'S NOT HOW BIRD ANATOMY WORKS! Did he sprout wings out of his back? Where did his legs & feet go? Did they migrate off his pelvis, up his back and turn into the wings? WHAT THE FUCK?


infinite zest - 2014-07-30

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=64210

counterpoint. I liked this movie :(


Binro the Heretic - 2014-07-29

Meh, couldn't be worse than "The Human Centipede"


Waugh - 2014-07-30

have you seen 'Martyrs' yet, Binro?


Binro the Heretic - 2014-07-30

Saw it long, long ago because people kept talking about how awesome it was.

Fuck that movie and everyone who helped make it.


infinite zest - 2014-07-30

I'm no expert on the genre but it seems like a lot of movies in the 80s would have something like the Human Cenepede playing in the background at the movies or something and then Freddy is in the popcorn container and proceeds to slice away. And then he'd like turn you into that piece of shit movie.


Harveyjames - 2014-07-29

I will watch everything this man does. And not enjoy it. I will always root for him and I have no idea know why


Harveyjames - 2014-07-30

"No idea know why"

That's right


spikestoyiu - 2014-07-29

Kevin Smith sucks.


Binro the Heretic - 2014-07-29

Your favorite band sucks.


spikestoyiu - 2014-07-30

I dare you to say that to Creed's face


Prickly Pete - 2014-07-29

Kevin Smith is awesome and the genesis of this movie is awesome. So let me just add this to the mental tally of things I like that most everyone else here hates...


magnesium - 2014-07-29

It doesn't look like something I'd ever bother seeing, but it also doesn't look nearly as bad as the comments here are making it out to be. Definitely no worse than what's in theatres right now.


Adham Nu'man - 2014-07-29

I don't like Kevin Smith's comedies, yet Red State was a really good horror film (despite him having to change the ending to accommodate the studios). So I'll give this this a watch.


zerobackup - 2014-07-30

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back and Cop Out were turds of epic proportions. Everything else Smith has done entertained the shit out of me. This looks like fun.


infinite zest - 2014-07-30

Maybe I'm in the minority but I liked Jay and Bob Strike Back. Guess what I was higher than 10 hippies when I saw it but I liked its self awareness and intentional ripping off of every movie it could think of. Plus Gus Van Sant. Anyway I totes thought that was Brian Cox and I thought that'd be interesting because he's in a wheelchair and Professor X wasn't and whatnot like it was this weird switch where Professor X becomes more like Stryker anyway I'm reading too much into this and it's not Brian Cox in the first place.


cognitivedissonance - 2014-07-30

The thing is, this would've been a great idea had he used Robert Webb.


infinite zest - 2014-07-30

Long's a perfectly good ragdoll, in my opinion, like Ash before Raimi decided to make him a badass who would cut off his own arm and attach a chainsaw to it. In the original cut Ash oversleeps just like most of us would and kind of causes the end of the world. Frankly I'd love it if there was some movie called "Drag Me To Hell Too" where he's in hell and getting the girl back.


infinite zest - 2014-07-30

whoops! Didn't know that Webb was the I'm a Mac guy too. :)


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