That's what turned this from a 5* to a favorite.

Pretty much, also the guy is damn right about the parents of the 14 year olds complaining.

Now we know that MDMA will make James Taylor young again! I always thought it just made the Crows in the sky plot your every move, mocking you. Always mocking you.

Floor Bro is an inspiration to us all.

You all seem so sure Floor Bro is still breathing.

Floor Bro made me so happy.

I like to think that he passed out at 11PM but only became Floor Bro at around 6AM, after a sufficient amount of people had left the house.

Floor Bro is my totem animal.

Floor Bro is my new favorite expression of 2014.

Maybes, like, look beyond minute inconsequential uncontrollable physical attributes and see a pretty chill human being, I dunno.

Somebody jealous.

It's you, jangbones. You're jealous.

I'll bring the 14 year old whores!

54EvilCon!

I used to go to fall out Boys' parties on Lake Michigan and this is some pussy ass shit. Eastern Wisconsin forever!

I imagine Fall Out Boy parties would be packed floor to ceiling with 14 year old whores.

14 year old -bisexual- whores.

Corey? He grew up, matured a bit and got married.
The best bit of the follow-up piece I read on him is that he works as an "Event Organizer"...so, now he organizes parties for a living.
Happily ever after. :D