It's like carrying bug spray on the camping trip, only you're not supposed to spray your family with it.

Dad picked me up for school today, and we're still in lockdown. They say I can see dad in a few months after he's been treated and the doctors give their OK.

The Onion hit their man on the street interviews on this out of the park. "Now I have something to switch up with the Second Amendment when I tuck Jimmy into bed at night!"

I keep reading that My Pants Open Carry.

LOL From Ghost Writer Extraordinaire. How would you like to be the poor hired gun (pun intended) who had to turn the Unabomber's ramblings into a children's book?

Also, it's always a good sign when an artist draws the kid at the same age and size as her parents.

Make sure to visit that website too, for extra bonus Evil.

it was an interesting choice to get an artist who can't draw guns for their gun book.

I wonder how long it will be before some nutjob with a sniper rifle climbs up someplace high and starts popping the heads off open-carriers.

Someone should write a book about the meth addict I sometimes see shouting nonsense "practising" his first amendment rights.

Dad's got some goddamn beautiful eyes.