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The Mothership - 2014-08-08

Anorexic, paranoid & broke is no way to go through life, son.


memedumpster - 2014-08-08

But it would be a fantastic title for his next album.


themilkshark - 2014-08-08

Rap success depends on people being invested in your own huge ego... Slumming around in a rural backyard isn't going to help.


TeenerTot - 2014-08-08

Does shopping in the little boy's section save that much money?


Scrimmjob - 2014-08-08

You're telling me even tasteless white kids aren't buying it?


spikestoyiu - 2014-08-08

Nothing says baller like the plastic lawn chairs they sell at the supermarket and children's jeans.


urbanelf - 2014-08-08

All of his music has this same ostinato, semitone motif.


Cena_mark - 2014-08-08

From starting a trend to riding trends. He's been doing nothing, but try to ride Lil B's dick and use his Swag style of rapping. That explains the awkward pauses in his flow.


EvilHomer - 2014-08-08

Is Swag a style of rapping? What qualities identify a rap as Swag? Also, what style of rap do you specialize in?


Cena_mark - 2014-08-08

Swag Rap is highlighted by nonsensical lyrics, repetition, and those weird pauses. Lil B is definitely the best well known of the swag rappers.
I've always liked the G Funk sound. I make beats that sound a lot like that, but my lyrics are more humorous and conscious.


EvilHomer - 2014-08-08

Ah, I see. The only post-2000 rap I ever listen to on a remotely regular basis are a little grime and stuff like Tech N9ne, but that's really only because my juggalo friends are obsessed with him and his crew. Do you really write and record stuff? Anything on Soundcloud? I grew up in deep G-funk territory, and it'd be neat to hear your take on that genre.


EvilHomer - 2014-08-08

Just checked Lil B's Wikipedia page, and I found this:

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Pitchfork contributor Mike Powell notes that "The issue isn't whether or not Lil B fans are "indentured to the idea of ironic fulfillment," but whether or not Lil B haters are indentured to outmoded ideas of artistic credibility. He's not making art designed to last the test of time, so holding him to the standards of timeless art is pointless. Ultimately, my take with Lil B is that he keeps the price of entry to his world so low that complaining about him is a waste of energy. He offers himself to his audience for nothing—giving him nothing shouldn't be hard. Furthermore, I don't even know what "ironic" means in the context of Lil B. If he really didn't think that the world was a beautiful and endlessly amusing place, where does he find the energy to keep rapping about it for free?"
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That's got to be the single whitest thing I've ever read on a rapper's bio.


Cena_mark - 2014-08-08

Here's my soundcloud. My favorites are Freedom is a Loaded Big Gulp, Big in Japan, and Waffle Rumble.

I also have some of my folk songs on there. I definitely recommend Fat Girl in Alaska.

https://soundcloud.com/rumchug

I play most of the instruments with the exception of some guitar. I even play the washboard on the folk recordings.


EvilHomer - 2014-08-08

Those are pretty awesome! Is Waffle Rumble based on a true story?


Cena_mark - 2014-08-08

No, back in the day on some prowrestling forums I'd jokingly invite those hating on John Cena to meet me behind the Waffle House. I've never fought anybody behind a Waffle House, but it seems like the right place to resolve an issue.


EvilHomer - 2014-08-08

No, not the fighting someone behind the waffle house part, I mean the part about you getting banned from a wrestling forum and then flipping shit on the butthurt crybabies who reported you to the mods. That's a story I think we can all relate to!


Cena_mark - 2014-08-08

I did get banned from the PW forums many times. There was one nerdy piece of shit called The Spot who banned me many times. He's one of the reasons why I came here to get my trolling out. This song is based on my experiences there more than a single incident of being banned and inviting folks to meet me behind the Waffle House.


EvilHomer - 2014-08-08

Yeah, there's always at least one. I never hung out on any wrestling forums, but I've been repeatedly banned from other sites (even when I'm not trolling!), and it's always one or two power-tripping shitbabies that do it, over and over again. DARK LORD, YOU PETULANT VIRGIN, I'M LOOKING AT YOU. You and your stupid selfie-avatar with the dirtstache and the 3dgy sig and the "Reported" comments whenever I mention clop art, Skyrim, or Ron Paul! Some people just don't know how to ease up and have fun.

I don't know if you'd wanna typecast yourself as a nerdcore rapper, Cena, but I think if you re-mastered Waffle Rumble and maybe shot a self-aware video for it, you could possibly have a viral mini-anthem on your hands.


Cena_mark - 2014-08-08

NEVER NEVER NEVER would I call myself a nerdcore rapper. I hate nerdcore so much. I know I'm don't fit the typical mold of what society thinks a rapper should be, but I'll never go the way of Nerdcore. Nerdcore is like, "I'm white, nerdy, and live a boring life so I'll rap about Zelda." I can do much more than that.
Though I'll consider doing a video. That could be cool. One thing weird is that I'm kind of a closet rapper. Only my closest friends know I rap. I've been meaning to come out of the hip hop closet. That could be a good way of doing it.


EvilHomer - 2014-08-08

Well, yeah, I wouldn't call you a nerdcore rapper! But you'd probably appeal to that market, is what I'm saying, sort of like how GWAR got shoehorned into the "metal" and "punk" genres, even though they had so much more to offer than that. I definitely think you could find an audience, though, especially if you made a music video. Something to consider.

Do it! Doooo iiitttttt!


memedumpster - 2014-08-08

☆☆☆☆☆ for CenaMusic.

Fat Girl in Alaska needs a music video.


Cena_mark - 2014-08-08

I'd bet you'd also like Andrea's Song. Its probably the first ever love song written for Andrea Dworkin.


Simillion - 2014-08-08

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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-08-09

You mean to tell me you were never a true conservatard in the late aughts of PoeTV?


Cena_mark - 2014-08-09

I was a true conservatard. I'm just calling it somewhat trolling since I was starting such a fuss around here. Trust me, I really felt that way. I was raised in a conservative Catholic home and Democrat was a bad word.


Cena_mark - 2014-08-09

Back in those days, when my authenticity was questioned I'd always bring up the Stone Cold factor. That is, when a wrestler or a troll brings in his true persona with the volume turned up he becomes successful, because what is brought is loud and authentic.


memedumpster - 2014-08-09

Your music is my new playlist. I swear I have heard of you before, I guess this isn't the first time you've posted a link to poe, or you're someone on 54evil with a different name (we circle jerk one another with music there sometimes).


Cena_mark - 2014-08-09

I don't recall ever posting my music on Poe before. I've posted music online before, and I've never heard of 54evil. I'll check it out.


hammsangwich - 2014-08-08

What the fuck is up with his lawn? Did he sneak onto his repo'ed property? This is like an episode of The Boondocks.


SolRo - 2014-08-08

...

... that's what lawns look like when your parents don't waste a shit ton of water on it every month, and without Julio & his friendly but non-communicative buddies to mow it.


oddeye - 2014-08-08

You are all retarded. Subdivision labels on music is retarded. Almost all music in the entire history of creation sounds like bricks made from hard-packed shit held together with a mixture of rancid jizz and diseased blood.


Baldr - 2014-08-15

Come back when you have a rap album about Alaska.


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