Actually on a second viewing I take it back. It's an insightful socioeconomic commentary which raises more questions than it provides answers. SHOULD Wawa come into the hood given the risks involved? No simple answers in life.

It's just a joke video dude.

NO!!!!!

I used to work at this little place called Stop & Shop in Madison, WI, and there was always some concern that we'd get in trouble because of the big east coast chain with the same name. Cheapest cigarettes on the street and brillo pads were a dollar a piece, if you know what I mean. So our boss told us we should change it to "Wah Wah," beating suggestions like "Buy Something or Fuck Off" and the like. We had a sign in plain view of the customers saying "if you're going to drink, don't drink so much that you can't do your job.." and the owners could play a game where they'd just get wasted and do a scavenger hunt for the most expired product in the store. it was pretty chill. I miss that job.

Why'd yall end up going with "Wah Wah"? I mean, it's a good name, but to people who aren't from the dark and boring places where I grew up, the name wouldn't mean much.
As long as we're doing workplace CSBs, when I was a young Old Person, working as a landscaper during the summer, I used to use my breaks to visit my boy who worked at Woolworth's (this was a long fucking time ago, the late 90s) so we could liberate sodas in the back room (he'd also let me and my girlfriend fuck back there, on top of the pallets of Grape Crush). One time I walked in and the poor little bastard was at the absolute top rung of a giant stepladder, defying safety regs and common sense, hanging cheap bikes from the ceiling. The ladder was swaying, my friend's eyes were bulging with fear as he stretched out his skinny little arms to raise the bike, and I swear some crappy 80s song was on the store PA with the chorus "If I could only reach higher".

Oh we never changed the name.. that was just our boss' idea. His "wah wah" was like the pedal. The people upstairs were in a sort of jam band and would play shows up there and were called Space Camp, so one day we received a letter from NASA telling them to knock it off. We just figured we were next on the chopping block and joked about it. As far as I know it's still the same but I think it's more like a regular convenience store, which is kind of a shame.

On a side note, that name would've gone over pretty well; lots of Madison students are East Coast transplants.. there's a long history that I won't get into, but I'll bet a lot of people would've gotten that joke.

See, we're a couple of fools, I thought so as well. Who needs water when you have malt liquor?

You don't have... Krispy Kreme... you know... stores? Like, that's what they are and sell and are called Krispy Kreme?

Are you in Somalia?

Yeah, if I want to drive two hours to Philly or Scranton.

I was mugged in Pennsauken...twice. In five minutes.