haha. I think we'd be sued, but I love that idea.

Schizophrenic people tend to repeat their same lines over and over again. Just because someone says the same thing twice doesn't mean they are a machine (they might think YOU are one though).

So, for example, listen to the collected works of the TempleOS guy, or read Time Cube.

That's actually a pretty typical headset-to-landline-on-speaker-mode sound. It's hard to explain and incredibly boring, but most headsets are hooked up to the computer which produces that noise (also so they know if you hung up and aren't talking to air) a soundboard would sound more like a skype conversation, speakerphone or not, which is probably what the original secretary was using. It just sucks because I don't know which one angers me more: that this is a real guy or it's fake an a soundboard. :(

I admit the possibility the rant could be coming from a live person, but it doesn't explain why he sounds different from the guy who answered the phone originally, unless he was faking a generic foreign-ish accent.

You have the headflippingest stories here. So you like worked at that joint for, like, two hours?

I think I made it about 4. The boss guy was this super pale creepy dude and the "charity" was this weird "cops vs. firefighters" basketball game that never existed. I get to work, pretty excited because I had just moved to Wisconsin for college and was tired of giving plasma. So I actually put on a three piece suit and walked in being like "I get to work an an office for the first time!" and there's this curvy girl in a halter top threatening to kill him because she didn't get her last paycheck. She spits in his face and storms out, and then he introduces himself to me, spouting some of the most racist shit I've ever heard, including our friend in the video here. Then he handed me a script and a headset, before asking for my SS# or anything you normally do. I should've stolen some shit before I left.

Who is going to call the number and see if the ranting guy is still available?

If there was a clear view of the number, I'd actually give it a call.

7:45 or so. I tried calling but I got a seemingly friendly "hello" and I don't know shit about cars so I hung up.

http://www.sphereautoparts.com/hose-assembly.html

And the website. I know it's against the PD but we're not talking about bullying a poor dragonball z cosplayer guy here..