oh jeez. If they called it aïoli, Mr. Wally would be enjoying a Provençal. Fucking lousy tipper.

Mustache-wearing chef
Has flown too close to the sun
On mayonnaise wings

Serves the needling asshole right, asking for two separate squirts of mayo. Enjoy your gullshit midden, meddlesome pensioner!

Any chef worth his salt knows that you put the may on the bottom bun to prevent grease from soaking the bun. Phhht....amateur.

This game's probably pretty fun. I just remember playing it at a call center, talking to pissed off customers, making a big BBQ burger. I think this takes about an hour.