It's not big enough.
Potty in a cup?
In Nawlins, they have to clean up the potty juice off of Bourbon street every night.
Should I still put my snacks in the top part with piss on the bottom? I like to think of my Stacie's chips as a pee-free chip zone. Can this product deliver or must I continue to search?
Speaking of NOLA, it would be a good way to brownbag it without the cops knowing. Or the worst way ever: "What's in the cup sir?" "just chips officer!" "What kind of person does this? You must be insane. Now I'm going to taze you."
You don't have to hide your public consumption in NOLA. They famously allow open containers.
|infinite zest |
What say you now, Grossy Gross?
"Hey, hey bro. Hook me up with a chip, man. I ate all of mine, man, these little fuckin containers... The fuck, are we little Japanese people or something, right? Like, they must think we eat a mini-chip bag, and we're all " Oh, me so solly!" HAHAHAAAAAA! Seriously, just one chip, man, I got all this drink, and nothing to get thirsty with! Shiiiiiit, I sure could go for like, a bigass BOWL of chips, am I right, man? I'ma just grab one, there we go..."
This isn't new. Fuck off.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
The burning questions are 1) how many Snackeez can Tummy Stuffers eat, and 2) do they consider Snackeez yummy or not yummy?
Fuckin whatever, I already put all my food into the cup with my drink, that way I don't gotta chew so hard.
There were a bunch of girls in bikinis in this video so that means it's worth buying and I wont look like a fucking idiot at the bus stop, right?
|Jet Bin Fever |
A CAP ON A STRAW? What an innovation!!
Also innovative: NOT using black-and-white "Are you tired of ...?" footage when showing off spectacularly stupid clumsiness.
Im still waiting for Patton Oswalt's lunch gun.
This is a step in the right direction.
Check out those D cups.
But the snack portion is so small! I'd need to buy, like, four Snackeez, just to meet my halftime chip quota, which would defeat Snackeez' stated purpose of having all your munchtime needs in just one hand!
Just put your peanuts in the pepsi bottle and you're all set.
And now the tobacco chewers don't have to spit in empty Pepsi containers!
not a lot of subtlety in this ad
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