For some reason I'm reminded of that scene where Patrick Bateman tries to strangle the gay dude then washes his gloves, because it's just *that* nasty to them.

lemon fights are a lot more uneventful than lemon parties, but no less entertaining.

This is practically an Ingmar Bergman film, by the time it hits 1:34.

Norwegian forest cat? I'm sure its a Japanese house cat.

Still don't know how cats work.

Cats and fruit: natural enemies.

Yegods what is this befouling nemesis that attacks all of my senses? And yet it is immune to all of my attacks?


...And it is being protected by some sort of invisible force shield!

can i haz citrus ghost punch?

...i'm terrible at this, where the hell is la loco?