We freely use Algebra so we must be a Muslim nation?

There are only three religions.

Ranks right up there with the preacher who ranted everyone in the world knows Christianity is real and every other religion is false because he never heard anyone stub their toe and scream "Buddha dammit!" or "Mohammed dammit!"

We use electricity to power our homes and devices, therefore we all worship Thor.

We believe corporate offices and inanimate lumps of womb-meat are closer to personhood than our own women, therefore we follow Shinto and animism.

We ritualistically slaughter cattle every day for good fortune, therefore we're actually McDonaldites.

Chinese don't have a problem with pork, as a nation.

I hope the worst that happens to me if I start losing my mind is believing that bits of D&D rulebooks are real.

What got me is that even by his own argument, he completely ignores that we as a nation still serve/sell/enjoy meat on Fridays during Lent.

I can decide which Fischer video is my favorite; this one, or the one where he says that the book of Genesis is a first hand eyewitness account.

You're allowed to not go to church on Sunday------->
atheist nation

Sure, lean on the old testament until you get to the part about not eating pigs. Fucking hypocrite.

I love imagining Bryan getting all huffy trying to order a ham sandwich in the middle east.