This is how Oderus died. Too soon, man. Too soon

Finally, I can screw everything at once, simultaneously.

WE WON'T NEED ASTROGLIDE WHERE WE'RE GOING.

HURRY and take advantage of this infinitely recursive time offer! For just two hundred three-dimensional shadows of four-dimensional dollars, you too can have your very own non-Euclittyan cloacaginanus fleshlight*!


*due to our lack of scientific observations of how light behaves in 4D space, we cannot guarantee your fleshlight will not actually be a fleshspider, fleshsubwoofer, or fleshanything else ever seen or conceived.

I have been very good all 4D Horse Week. Very clean, very respectable. I will not ruin things now.

If you use this to masturbate, you will go blind*





*from poking out your eyes....from inside your skull.

ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESHLIGHT

You opened it. We came.

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Just to spoil everyones fun. This is a 3d fractal. Its not the shadow of a 4d object. The animation is the result of lerping between different fractal generating algorithms, not rotation in the 4th dimension.

I can see Billy Mays shilling for these in the next life.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

I submitted this for the jokes people would make in the comments. Not disappointed.

WE HAVE SUCH WAYS TO MASTURBATE YOU

This is exactly what a Dark Eldar's vagina looks like.

Moebius Stripper

This video made me remember I have chocolate pudding in the fridge, so five stars.

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