"You do the right thing, that's how you cook."

It's like

Less retarded than Rachel Ray.

So what's the name of the show?

He starts to sound like Homsar at about 3:00

I've had these for years, they're great.

Merrill Howard Kalin is to cooking shows what Michael Moore is to documentaries.

Rozetta - Republicans make fun of him for being fat?

Nice, but Rozetta, how did you get a political comment out of a retarded fat guy cooking chicken?

i'm not entirely sure i'd eat chicken prepared by this guy. i'm sorry.

THE JELLO LIKE oh jesus christ i hate these things I'M JELLO STEWART

Salad made on the same cutting board as raw chicken. It's salmonellariffic!

sorry, but I don't believe this.

This is the best clip ever submitted.

I love the huge chunks of apples in the jello.

I only watched a little more than halfway and there's 3 times when he drops the retard schtick. I call fake.