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craptacular - 2014-10-07

he looks so much older. is he wearing tights? are he and his mom still slumming it at friend's places since the fire?
honestly i can't even recognize CWC without the golf shirts, splerg-face, and assorted sonic/pokemon memorabilia scattered about in the background...


Dib - 2014-10-07

Painted nails. Classy.

Wasn't there something about him declaring himself an inner lesbian?


FABIO - 2014-10-07

It's really sad when these subjects start aging and you realize they pissed away any chance of getting better while they still had their youth. Ben Shumen, and now this guy.


EvilHomer - 2014-10-08

He's not *that* old, but yeah, time is not being kind to him, and it is only going to get worse.

It's sort of ironic, but on the plus side, he looks considerably more human now, with his Buffalo Bill hair and WalMart drag queen outfits, than he ever did with his medallions and particoloured rugby shirts.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-10-08

On the flip side, he'll never lose his state benefits, if they're being given for someone being in some way defective. I don't think anyone would ever believe a stable mental state could last in his skull, assuming it could be produced in the first place.


EvilHomer - 2014-10-08

He's still got the tugboat, but it's not nearly enough to cover his living expenses, let alone the piles of debt he and Barb have accumulated (at last count, over ,000 just in credit card debt). He doesn't even have enough income to cover all the toys and junk food and other bullshit he buys, and the moment either Barb dies or the insurance money runs out, it'll be game over for him.


themilkshark - 2014-10-08

Chris Chan is the scum on the bottom of the barrel.


Dib - 2014-10-08

He is that old considering he peaked when he was a kid and won that Sonic contest or whatever. He's trying to fundraise to build a replica of his highschool out of legos. That's not the action of a guy with anything to look forward to.


Hooker - 2014-10-07

The scoring, cinematography, and costume design on this video is outstanding.


Old People - 2014-10-07

Monsieur Depardieu has fallen on hard times indeed.


memedumpster - 2014-10-07

Old People does it again.

The music makes this a perfect trailer for Green Card 2.


kingarthur - 2014-10-07

Hooker gets the stars.


Adham Nu'man - 2014-10-09

Yeah this is too perfect.


13.5 - 2014-10-07

NO

NONONONONONONO

NO DAMNIT


Lord_Crocodilicus - 2014-10-07

Came here to post this.


Pillager - 2014-10-07

Target must have reversed its ban on La Chandler. I saw him beating his head against an endcap. I wanted to ask him if I could help him find something. Then my common sense told me to flee.


Scrimmjob - 2014-10-07

reeaaally?


yogarfield - 2014-10-08

No really, go on...


urbanelf - 2014-10-07

Why? And what's the fire about? Fuck this. Fuck you, all of you. Why does his house look normal-ish? Is he still trans? Is he playing for Manchester United now?


EvilHomer - 2014-10-08

His house burned down last year, which is why the room he's in looks somewhat normal. He is more trans than ever; the latest drama:

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Taint_piercing (WARNING: NSFW)

Nobody knows why he made this video, but I suspect it's the same story as always: Chris fell in love with a troll gal pal, and he/she has been stringing Chris along with some elaborate bullshit drama involving rival men and ridiculous demands that are never reciprocated. The stolen CD is probably a reference to a "romantic" mix-tape that was leaked last month; my guess is "Catherine" leaked it, and then told Chris it'd been stolen by her boyfriend / brother/ pimp/ whatever. Maybe as a consequence for something Chris had done or failed to do?

He is not playing for Manchester United.


EvilHomer - 2014-10-08

The CD in question:

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Three-Quarter_Woman

and an article on the gal pal whom experts now believe is Cathrine:

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/2014_Anonymous_Sweetheart


ShiftlessRastus - 2014-10-07

The foggy green tint on the video makes me imagine that this is the POV of Catherine's severed head in a jar of formaldehyde. If this were a horror movie, at the end of the video it would switch to a crystal clear reverse shot of him raising the jar and kissing it. CUT TO: some FBI agents in front of a cork board covered in crime scene photos, post-its and lines of red string.


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-10-08

I like the way your mind works.


misterbuns - 2014-10-08

He should join ISIS


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-10-09

lol


spikestoyiu - 2014-10-08

Oh, wait... was she a great big fat person?


Father Avalanche - 2014-10-08

ariel pink has let himself go


Quad9Damage - 2014-10-09

This is Buffalo Bill complicated.


Quad9Damage - 2014-10-09

Meant but for the thread below.


cognitivedissonance - 2014-10-08

My theory (and I've stated this elsewhere):

CWCville was the only method by which Chris could deal with his incredibly bleak and self-destructive lifestyle. As long as he had his Lego village and his comics and his medallions, he could face anything. He could withdraw to the land of make believe where he was an absolute god and triumph over everything. He had all these strange animistic/shamanistic beings that served as his spiritual alter egos that let him play out the Clive Barker psychosexual horror scenarios in his head, while keeping a distance from what they possibly meant.

Then the fire happened. CWCville was destroyed. This effectively ended his fantasy security blanket, and since he's clearly not capable of actually understanding why he's so miserable, he's decided to deflect by withdrawing to another fantasy: his bizarre concept of transexuality. He sees women as not having "real" problems. In Chris' mind, women are so built up as magical, all-pervasive angel Madonnas that his only response to difficulty is to imagine himself as a woman, so he can have all the benefits of social passivity.

In my own life, I've seen this play out several times with friends and acquaintances. They usually become fixated with the idea that women have an inherent pass through life and because they don't see themselves as anything other than their sexual identities, they must automatically assume that they're transexual. The common trait is that they usually have an unrealistic concept of femininity, and are most typically absorbed in fantasy and science fiction. The idealized woman becomes a topic of fixation and instead of realizing they don't exist, they decide to become the idealized woman of their dreams, a purely narcissistic process.


Spaceman Africa - 2014-10-08

But Chris has been doing the "Tomgirl" thing for years


EvilHomer - 2014-10-08

Yeah, Chris has been openly trans for awhile, and even before the Tomgirl saga started, there was plenty of evidence that he was more than a little "queer". IIRC, he came out as a Tomgirl shortly before his dad died; after Bob's death, his metamorphosis accelerated rapidly (Bob was notoriously homophobic, and he actively discouraged his son's effeminate tendencies. Without Bob around, Chris finally caved in to his urges).

I think your analysis of Chris' views on women, as well as your analysis of CWCville, are both spot-on, and he does appear to have lost much of his joie-de-vivre since the fire (it's hard to tell, since his videos have been few and far between). But I don't think the fire shook him out of his fantasy world, not at all, and his transexuality is definitely something he's wrestled with for his entire artistic career.


cognitivedissonance - 2014-10-08

He's not actually trans though. He has no real concept of what it means. He thinks pretending to be a girl will make girls like him. That's not transexuality, that's delusional magical thinking. If the Internet hadn't suggested he's gay, he'd still be as homophobic and retrograde as ever.


EvilHomer - 2014-10-08

The Internet suggested he was gay because he *is* gay, or at least, has a lot of thinly-suppressed gay urges. Straight people do not obsess over pickles as much as he does. Straight people do not constantly think about dicks "against their own will", get super upset, then look at Sailor Moon posters in order to convince themselves they are still straight. Straight people do not draw comic books where their self-insertion character's evil twin turns out to be a codpiece-wearing gaybian who differs from the "good" version only in the fact that the evil twin is, and I quote, "open" about his homosexuality. I need not even mention Chris' cum-drinking habit.

I don't think Chris is exclusively gay, nor even predominately gay. But his homosexual urges were obvious to everyone, including his own father, and his lifelong tendency to identify with his feminine side is a matter of historical record. I see no evidence that he thinks pretending to be a woman will make other women like him; in fact, I don't even think he's thought that far ahead! He does think, for some stupid reason, that being a trans lesbian will not *disqualify* him from finding a hot boyfriend free 18-33 year old girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground-up, but that is not the same as him thinking that being a woman will *help* his attraction prospects.


cognitivedissonance - 2014-10-08

He's not gay. He still believes that Jesus spoke to him and he'd have a sweetheart that would grant him a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. He believes that God exists solely to help him in his love quest and smite his enemies. His grasp of human anatomy is so tenuous and absurd that he believes a taint is the same as a clitoris. He only fantasizes about being a woman because he believes it will prevent him from having to grow up and become a man.

Transvestite, yes. Transexual, no.


EvilHomer - 2014-10-08

Look, I'm sorry CD, but you're wrong. No-one will dispute your claim that Chris is a stupid and hopelessly misinformed closeted bisexual transwoman, but a closeted bisexual transwoman is what he is, and what he's always been, despite Bob's best efforts to reform him.

All the evidence supports this:

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Homos

... so unless you know Chris personally and are able to supply compelling evidence to the contrary, we must defer to expert opinion on this matter.


EvilHomer - 2014-10-08

As for Crystal, Crystal was not just his daughter, but also his female alter-ego:

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Crystal_Weston_Chandler_%28sister %29

This bullshit has been going on since *at least* 2004, possibly even 1998, which means his personal feminization fantasy predates not only his daughter dream, but everything in his oeuvre except for maybe Bionic the Hedgehog.


DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall - 2014-10-08

Refreshing to see a franchise sequel that hasn't opted for 3D


dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-10-08

He went from being a gay hating virgin to a transgender lesbian in an open relationship.


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