|Oscar Wildcat |
How he avoids scurvy is beyond my ken.
Well, he has lost a ton of hair and way he's hooking his wrists could be indicative of wrist pain.
Or he's just balding and has Platform Masters induced Carpal tunnel.
You lost me at "hate meat".
instead of using a "skillay" use a sauce pan!
five stars for ullillillia
To make Hamburger Helper without the meat:
Make Hamburger Helper. Do not add meat.
YOU GOTTA HAVE THE RATIOS, USE THE FORMULA
The proles are not looking so healthy, EvilHomer. Could it be ...what they eat?
As long as Ulillillia has the power to choose, Mr Wildcat. I'd rather see him free and happily scurvy-ridden, then forced to eat whatever foods Inner Party billionaires with stock options in Monsanto decide are appropriate for him.
Although I think technically U-dawg would be considered a lumpenprole, as he is dangerously free-willed and has proven incapable of working sixteen hour shifts at a collectivized boot factory.
I'm sick and spent yesterday watching Masaokis and then segued into the U-Dawg chocolate cake video. This was uploaded just after I finished with the cake, and for a moment I got chills, as if Ulillillia was right behind me.
I love you, you greasy lil scrubber.
I know we can't break the prime directive here but someone's got to do something to help this poor bastard.
Also, there is a part two.
He's never been a picture of good health, but he looks ill. Clothes from his heavier days aren't helping matters, I'm sure.
|Jet Bin Fever |
This is the best cooking show I've seen in ages. Chopped can go fuck itself.
I heard someone online somewhere accuse Uli of being abusive to animals, but never figured out what they were actually talking about. Anyone know more?
He likes to drown foxes with two tails.
Yeah, he's into Tails ryona. Which is technically also child abuse.
I hate you for making me google ryona.
It's much worse to add uncooked pasta to cold water.
oh my god he just keeps getting more and more precious
|Father Avalanche |
Did anyone ever end up seeing the doc made about him?
|Spaceman Africa |
Game designer, published author, mathematician, pizza connoisseur and now chef. Uli is a modern renaissance man.
He's gonna be so bald in like three years.
A vegetarian who doesn't go in for all that "organic" shit. He loves processed foods AND has a philosophically progressive diet.
I admire his commitment to efficient recycling.
Now *this* is The Anal Retentive Chef.
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