I am writing to you with regards of a particularly terrifying situation. It would appear that this irksome and tempestuous Golem has plagued my waking thoughts and has haunted my slumber for a fortnight. Upon seeing the artful and deft work of these motion picture Svengalis, and while indeed their craft is honed to perfection, fear has been struck deep into not only myself, but others, as it indicates the technical achievements and superiority of the Kaiser.

May our boys in Dunkirk find solace that this Golem is a mere photographic trickery.

Yours truly,
Harold Thurgood, Esquire

If I were Jewish I'd definitely make a golem.

If I made a golem I wouldn't give it a hair-helmet, for sure.

I just realized that golem is eerily similar to the Superman 3 robot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpTHrdemfQo

The version I saw had a very trippy psychedelic soundtrack by a local jazz combo. They even threw klezmer, accordion and violin. I wish they had recorded it.

Golem, damn near killed 'em!