seriously.

everyone knows a tux is the right outfit for furniture assembly.


(I wont even acknowledge any questions about top-hats being optional or not)

I personally go with the attire of a victorian bare knuckle boxer myself, saves cleaning your shirt afterwards.

If you've seen Stella, you know that a tuxedo is the only proper attire for a day as an office assistant, and skunk tails should be worn for condominium council interviews.

Do we have to assemble them ourselves?

Bipolar meds make you fat. Speaking from experience.

He might wind up needing one of these:

http://www.flatpackconstruction.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/ 01/flatpackcoffin.jpg

I'm frankly surprised he's lived to push 60. The man used to do more coke than John Belushi. The time when he left a West End show on opening night, disappeared for several weeks, and turned up in Belgium tells me there's a lot more to this man than we'll ever, ever know. That and he's one of Carrie Fisher's best friends, so yikes.

Also he's a boring, annoying dickhead that anyone with half a brain and a sense of taste should utterly hate.

Do you enjoy a celebrity's work? Oddeye is here to tell you you're a horrible person.