THAT TREE CALLED ME AN ASSHOLE

YOU ALL HEARD IT RIGHT

so is there a blue dildo floating next to him in real life?


...oh it is a bird.

I mean, assuming it hasn't already. I don't have a Rift yet but I'm getting more and more tempted to buy one all the time. After reading this article it's not a matter of if, but when:

http://is.gd/kjQTyv

I'm looking forward to playing Garry's Mod on that thing, if nothing else.

There were no survivors.

Looks like shit to be honest.