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baleen - 2014-11-09

The daughter of the guy that founded Monster hit on me at a bar in Chicago. She was an alcoholic.


infinite zest - 2014-11-09

I wonder if it's the same person I knew. When I was living in Madison this rep was going to bars and my store promoting monster which pretty much seemed like a one-person operation at the time. This must've been like ten years ago because I wasn't old enough to drink but my store was attached to a bar with a cool bartender. She'd get fucked up while promoting Jagerbombs with Monster instead of Red Bull, and I turned out calling her a cab. But she didn't hit on me. :(


baleen - 2014-11-09

You weren't missing much BETA FAGGOT just kidding.
She was sloppy drunk and kind of princessy.


infinite zest - 2014-11-09

heh you just described every girl in the world who drinks Jeagerbombs.


kingjackhammer - 2014-11-09

Suddenly NOS and Red Bull seem less cool and extreme.


infinite zest - 2014-11-09

Monster's the new Rockstar of Energy Drinks now. Except for Rockstar.


That guy - 2014-11-09

PG TIPS


SixDigitDebt - 2014-11-09

Knowing we've gone from burning heretics at the stake to making videos about applying 'what does that cloud look like to you' logic is a sign that we've actually come a long way.

I, for one, welcome the dark lord and his fine selection of beverages.


magnesium - 2014-11-09

"Do you know what a MILF is?"

Protestants always mistake the upside-down cross for something Satanic. It's St Peter's Cross, you heretics.


ashtar. - 2014-11-10

Virgin Mary was the first MILF.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-11-10

I would have lied and said "no" just so I could record her explaining what a MILF was. That would have made this video perfect.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-11-09

Some troll made an image outlaying this and posted it on Facebook about a year ago, and this lady bought it.

Reminds me of that whole "lonelygirl15" series of videos on Youtube and Christians thinking it was real and making all sorts of videos telling her to repent.


infinite zest - 2014-11-09

Haha really? I hate to say it, but that's my kinda troll.


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-11-09

whoa, that's brilliant. No matter how stupid something you say is, if enough people listen to it someone will believe you.


Binro the Heretic - 2014-11-09

Thank you, crazy Jesus lady. Thanks for making me laugh so hard.


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-11-09

Do you know what a MILF is?


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-11-09

(apparently these two ladies do!)


SixDigitDebt - 2014-11-09

These new Powerthirst skits are really edgy.


infinite zest - 2014-11-10

THE STRENGTH OF ZEUS IF HE FUCKED A HIPPOPOTAMUS.


The Mothership - 2014-11-09

There's a guy in my town who has a Monster Energy 'M' symbol tattoo on his arm, and there are so many cars with the stickers, all over the place. I figure it's because I live in rural Oregon and everybody's on meth all the time, and methheads loves them some sugary drinks.

Does everybody else see this damn product EVERYWHERE now, or am I an outlier here? As I said, small town Oregon.


Scrimmjob - 2014-11-09

Rural Wisconsin checking in. Window clings, t-shirts and tattoos galore. Is the monster tattoo this generations zig zag guy?


Nikon - 2014-11-10

You can probably find Monster energy drinks all throughout the States.


spikestoyiu - 2014-11-10

Philadelphia checking in. It's everywhere. Although less rare, the pickup truck with the giant Monster sticker on the back exists here as well.


Grandmaster Funk - 2014-11-10

I see this shit on douchey baseball caps, frathouses, and the like frequently. I think I've even heard a bro excitedly mention the chance to get a Monster T-shirt. I think it's become like a chic brand logo of its own among terrible people.


ashtar. - 2014-11-10

I can totally buy Satan being behind convincing people to drink cat piss flavored diabetes and then brand themselves with its mark.


StanleyPain - 2014-11-10

I never understood this retarded thing of adopting a product as some kind of lifestyle thing. I drink Monsters occasionally (the sugar free ones). I'm not going to fucking put a sticker on my car or wear the t-shirt or get a tattoo.


subduralhematoma - 2014-11-10

A manager of an Einstein Bagel in Seattle had a monster energy M tattooed on his forearm. I haven't seen him there in over a year...maybe he moved to Oregon? He also had a M decal on the back of his car


Meerkat - 2014-11-09

This lady needs something to occupy her time, such as a large cock in her face.


jreid - 2014-11-10

Something to think about.


StanleyPain - 2014-11-10

Sometimes an M is just an M.


Jet Bin Fever - 2014-11-10

That's what they want you to think. WAKE UP MAN.


The Mothership - 2014-11-10

Also something tells me that she doesn't speak or read Hebrew.


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