OMG it is blue spy, knife and all

He should do it again the next day as the red pyro-with an axe.


But he'd just be the blue spy in disguise.

Someone please make Hamburglary a linked tag RIGHT NOW.

Proof that video games lead to crime.

I've been sent hereto tell you all that he's trapped in an oculus rift and you're all computer programs.

Who robs a fast food restaurant? They don't accept tips and most of the transactions are with credit cards these days. I mean, this guy does, but I'd probably go for a locally owned convenience store if I was looking for least amount of surveillance and co-workers and most amount of untraceable cash you can run away with.

PS I have an alibi just in case you hear anything.