it's already an Everything Is Terrible bit.

And now to the weirder, creepier Seattle for something different for a change.

I just read today that there's a woman who holds cuddle parties in Seattle and has been doing it for 11 years.

I fucking love the Pacific Northwest. We're doing things right, it's the rest of you who are fucked up and weird.

I've lived in the PNW for a long time but have to move to California for work. Gonna miss it. Some of it.

I have no idea what happened with the description or the tags; I think it was an autofill. But I think I'll just keep them that way

needs 'superfluous boner' tag

Tell me more about this Ninja Pizzeria.

Opening my own East Coast cuddle cafe is starting to sound less and less like a crazy joke idea. I wish I had the ruthless edge necessary for success in business. I'd say my first batch of demure Cuddleeteers could cuddle it into me, but I don't think that's how cuddling works.

Wow, paying cold hard cash to be stuck in the friend zone.

just get a fat dog.

I describe the PNW to people who are from here by referencing Bill Hicks talking about London. This is the strange magical land. Do youself a favor and don't leave the shire.

An extra will get you a BBBJCIM.