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Gmork - 2014-11-25

Batman doesn't use guns. He sure as fuck doesn't use missiles.


Albuquerque Halsey - 2014-11-25

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-11-25

Batman doesnt use guns... Unless theyre attached to a vehicle, in which case booyah! shoot the place up!.
Also even with my limited batman knowledge I've come across him actually using them a few times when he is in dire straits.


Hooker - 2014-11-25

Are you questioning Gmork about who does and who does not use guns?


Bort - 2014-11-25

That poor waiter, having to carry a gigantic tray of Albuquerque Halsey. You've earned your 15% tip little guy!


Gmork - 2014-11-25

That's a pretty clever emoticon.


tesla_weapon - 2014-11-25

Vader is a true showman, letting batman get a few licks in before using the super-ulti-finish move.


MacGyver Style Bomb - 2014-11-25

Now do Death Star vs. Borg Cube. Go on. Do it. I FUCKING DARE YOU.


Gmork - 2014-11-25

One cube? Toast. The next two or three? They'd start to adapt.

One cube vs the death star might not be much of a fight, might take a fleet.


Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-11-25

hey has anyone seen that movie star wars


That guy - 2014-11-26

They made this star wars parody and I watched it in my star wars pajamas while eating The Force Crunch.


That guy - 2014-11-26

oops I meant *


infinite zest - 2014-11-25

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is right. I watched one of these a while ago with Goku vs. Superman, which was strictly out of boredom, but it was also a fair fight. Does Star Wars exist in a galaxy where you wouldn't be sucked right out of a broken window on your floating moon thingy though? 5 for the production value that went into this, and pretty much settling an argument that sounds straight out of Clerks.


Gmork - 2014-11-25

My guess is that's a control console for a docking bay, and it's just exposed space and a force field keeping everyone from explosively decompressing. The room he fell into looked like the hangar, which makes sense considering his ship could have been parked there.


infinite zest - 2014-11-25

Oh yeah. Didn't notice that the first time. I guess what I liked about the Goku/Superman one is that they're both on earth and would have a reason to fight. Given my semi-limited knowledge of DC and SW, Superman would've had to fly around the world an indeterminate number of times, but probably in the hundreds of thousands to get to a "long time ago" in the first place, carrying Batman along for some reason, unless Wayne Enterprises built a time machine, blah blah blah. There's no way that these guys would meet the way that Spiderman and the Flash would or something.


cognitivedissonance - 2014-11-26

It was established in extended universe that Darth Vader's boots were magnetic.


cognitivedissonance - 2014-11-25

This is not the Imperial Battleship vs. Enterprise Argument you were looking for.


Spaceman Africa - 2014-11-25

ok this was cool... but lets see ninjas vs pirates


infinite zest - 2014-11-25

I wanna see tortoises vs. hares


Bort - 2014-11-26

Brown v. The Board of Education


garcet71283 - 2014-11-26

Still better than the last 3 Batman and last 3 Star Wars movies combined.

Also, I like this Batman, why can't we have bitter middle-aged Batman in a movie for a change?


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