This pushes all kinds of buttons I never knew I had.

Extra stars for the wonderfully Welsh intermission.

1 for Team Purple.

Enjoy it before someone mashes it up with "Shake it Off".

Magical

Stars for finally bringing disco music to Wales, many years after it reached the rest of Britain.

















It's because Wales is backwards, you see.

This would make a great mix with the Star Wars disco, Aural Exciter's "Spooks in Space" and "Starship Trooper" by Yes.

The casual interview mid-way deserves bonus stars. Also stars for proof that most, not all, English women are hideous.

They're all old and overweight by now.