Christian Star Wars

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John Holmes Motherfucker

- 2014-11-30

Christian Star Wars can suck my dick.

baleen

- 2014-11-30

I hope this becomes one of those meme thing that the young people go on about at their cake parties and the Starbucks.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-11-30

What kind of accent is that? It's like he comes from a country that you've never heard of, whose number one industry is overacting. And those shoes, that make an ominous echo, even outdoors!

And of course, the helmet. "Did your Christ have a cool helmet like this? I think not!"

Sexy Duck Cop

- 2014-11-30

*raises visor*

*lowers visor*

*raises visor*

*lowers visor*

*raises visor*

*lowers visor*

I REJECT JESUS CHRIST AND HIS LYING BLOOD

Raggamuffin

- 2014-11-30

This is a masterpiece.

takewithfood

- 2014-11-30

At least in Christian Star Wars the annoying kid gets killed off.

Killer Joe

- 2014-12-01

It was my understanding that the un-marked had a much more elaborate death in store than what the film presented.

SolRo

- 2014-11-30

So, I get to bitch slap xtians to interrupt their jesus speech if I join your motorcycle helmet and tracksuit gestapo?

Where to I sign up?

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-11-30

Of course you would spell it "xtians." Of course.

SolRo - 2014-11-30

you're new here.

cognitivedissonance

- 2014-11-30

Eugene Mirman's earliest role.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2014-11-30

HAHAHA oh man. I've gotta find this fucking thing in its entirety.

StanleyPain - 2014-11-30

It's from The Second Coming, which was made by Ron Ormond (same fellow behind "If Footmen Tire you, What Will Horses do?" and several b-movies)

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-11-30

Bless you Stanley. I'll look for a full version on youtube.

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-11-30

ugh, it's a needle in a haystack. SO many damned Second Coming films on youtube. I should've figured as much.

StanleyPain - 2014-11-30

And for all his religious films, Ormond also made a lot of sleaze once upon a time including Mesa of Lost Women.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2014-11-30

Finding a specific Christian--sorry, Xtian--film on the Internet is like finding a specific porno. Their titles are all incomprehensible strings of gibberish adjectives slapped together by Borat that were specifically designed to befuddle all search engine technology here and forevermore.

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-12-01

oh well... one can dream.

snothouse - 2014-11-30

Someone was throwing away a lot of packing paper!

Hailey2006 - 2014-11-30

When I read that title I was like "omg not Sonicclone"

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