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somedongus - 2014-12-04

Five for this, zero for the show. What a piece of shit show. Do the Neilson's include data from tv's in the hospital rooms of comatose people?


EvilHomer - 2014-12-04

Was this a show? Has it ended? Was it about how that fellow met those kids' mother? And if so, how did they get 'n'-number of seasons out of it?

I'm guessing the ending was awful.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-04

That would be suuuuuch a correct guess!

And I thought that the show was okay. After all, it had Neil Patrick Harris, America's awesomest gay man, playing against type as compulsive womanizer, and Jason Segel and Alison Hannigan were a great sexy comedy couple.

But the ending was beyond terrible. The mom, we learn, died three years ago. Ted's kids, who have been listening to this story, are so moved that they urge Ted to go over to Aunt Robyn's apartment and nail her immediately, so he does. The end.

Yeah, it was pretty romantic.


Prickly Pete - 2014-12-04

I can answer all these questions as I watched the entire series! Yes, every episode was in the framework of, "Kids, let me tell you about the time that [yada yada yada]," the idea being that all of these stories were building up to how he met their mother. 9 seasons later, spoiler alert, we find out that the mother is dead, effectively ruining the point of the whole show.


Prickly Pete - 2014-12-04

JHM hadn't replied at the time I hit send. Now I just look like a dick head who repeats things other people said...


BHWW - 2014-12-04

From the sound of it I'm glad I never bothered to watch an episode - everything I heard about the show made it sound insufferable.


EvilHomer - 2014-12-04

So the hook was that the mother's identity would be revealed in the last episode, and then they reneged? Or was she a character through the entire series?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-04

Her identity was revealed at the end of season 8, so she was a character in season 9.


StanleyPain - 2014-12-04

It was a thoroughly terrible sitcom maybe just a tiny notch above Bing Bongs Theories with a dumb gimmick ending that the fans treated like it was something deep and thoughtful. The end.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-04

So if I had hit enter on the keyboard a few seconds later, I would have been been the dickhead? Today I learned that I have diabetes, but right now I feel lucky.


EvilHomer - 2014-12-04

I'm sorry to hear that, John, I hope everything works out.


oddeye - 2014-12-04

For real buddy, keep on top of it. All the best.


oddeye - 2014-12-04

How can people even stand to watch this shit?? It's fucking bollocks dude.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-12-05

It's a sitcom. Sitcoms are to writing what ramen is to food.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-04

Thanks. i think I'll be okay. Having quit smoking and drinking, I now need to watch what I eat. I don't regret the first two, so I don't expect to regret the third. Plus it's going to help me get a handle on my best friend, who's been diabetic and obese for years and pounds down ice cream and candy bars. She's not going to be able to do those things around me any more.

My dad was born with a hole between the chambers of his heart. He nearly died in his twenties, had open heart surgery when it was still a big deal, and you had to go to Bethesda to get it. Well, he's had occasional problems with chest pains and heart skips, but his brother and his father had none of these, smoked and drank freely, and died in their fifties and forties, respectively. My Dad is 78, and still travels quite a bit. His heart condition probably saved his life, plus it allowed me to grow up with a dad who wasn't a drunk.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-04

Again, I forget to use the reply button, making me the dick head once more.


oddeye - 2014-12-04

Pretty cool story, funny how things work out sometimes.

Anyway, tell us how your father met your mother?


hammsangwich - 2014-12-04

This was unequivocally the most overrated show in the history of television. I couldn't stand to watch it for more than a minute before my skin would begin to crawl and my stomach would lurch in repulsed second-hand embarrassment for all those involved in the production of this pile of dogshit.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-04

Shakespeare once wrote a play he called "Much Ado About Nothing", openly mocking his own ridiculous plot, something about a guy being tricked into thinking his girlfriend was sleeping around, and the girlfriend ing responding by faking her death for some reason. Four hundred years later, no one cares about the plot, but everybody loves Beatrice and Benedict, a different pair of lovers whose ambivalent passion is funny, sexy, and real, and which is resolved by a plot device so simple that it would all be over in half an act if not for the silly goings on with Claudio and Hero.

If anybody will admit to liking "Friends", the whole thing was structured around Ross and Rachel, the dullest TV couple ever. Monica and Chandler got together purely by accident. The writers intended it to be a fling, but they were a great comedy couple, cute and funny as hell. Never cared about Ross and Rachel. They could have never gotten together in the finale, wouldn't have noticed.

The main premise of How I met your Mother was always ridiculous, and now that the horrible resolution has been delivered, it's unforgivable, and I may never watch it again. I have about 7 GBs on my hard drive that I'll be getting around to clearing one day.

But before I knew that so much SUCK had been built in, the supporting characters and certain comic devices were entertaining. For example whenever in the story Ted and his buddies were smoking weed, Ted would tell his kids they'd been "eating sandwiches", so the characters would be shown eating subs, holding them like they were huge joints. Or when Ted cant remember the name of a woman he dated 30 years ago, his character is shown introducing her to her friends "Guys, this is Blahblah. " I thought these were funny, but I loved Barney, Marshall and Lily. Also Ted's embarrassingly horny mom, who i think may have made out with Barney once. I would never watch a show that was only about Ted.

They didn't write themselves into a corner. That ending had been filmed at the very beginning, so the actors playing the kids wouldn't age. It was always going to end that way, and they spent nine years consciously building toward that shit sandwich of finale. I'd sure like to try the sandwiches they were eating when thought that up!


oddeye - 2014-12-04

it's fucking shit, dude


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-04

If the ending hadn't been such a colossal middle finger, I might be inclined to argue with you, but I used to watch it, and I used to kind of like it. Telling me that it's shit isn't going to erase that experience, and it's not an argument for why I should denounce that experience.

I believe your hatred of HIMYM is sincere and reasonable, and I respect it. I don't believe that it's pure unadulterated shit, but that doesn't seem like a strong endorsement, does it? I've made my case, and I have nothing to add to it. If I thought you were missing something by not watching HIMYM, that might be worth arguing, but I do not.


oddeye - 2014-12-05

If you enjoyed it dude then good on you, more power to you and I'm sorry the ending sucked so much (not really). I will have to colour my judgement of every post you have and will make by your liking of this rancid bucket of puss from now on though.

I know that will leave you utterly crushed, try not to take it too hard.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-05

What part of NEIL PATRICK HARRIS don't you understand?

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=137334


oddeye - 2014-12-05

Not a fan of those Smurf movies, sorry.


EvilHomer - 2014-12-05

I don't really approve of ironic celebrities who are famous for being themselves, and unlike some of the people in that class - George Takei, for example - NPH doesn't really have a good body of work with which to validate the attention he demands from me. He was in, what, Doogie Howser? Which I vaguely remember, for no other reason than it got name-dropped on The Simpsons once.

He's one those Andy Dick figures. He wants me to care about him, but why should I?


EvilHomer - 2014-12-05

Neil Patrick Harris is gay. Neil Patrick Harris is named Neil Patrick Harris. These are literally the only two "hooks" I've ever seen offered up in an attempt to make me care about Neil Patrick Harris, either as an actor or as a human being.

What else is there? Am I missing something? Like, I'm sure there's at least a dozen interesting things about Boxxy which you could give me, just off the top of your head, in order to sell me on Boxxy's celebrity status, in order to make me think that I should be giving a shit about Boxxy. Mr Harris, he's got two, and both of those things are boring.


oddeye - 2014-12-05

was that really her tits on those leaked pictures?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-05

Neil Patrick Harris is balls out awesome. You guys don't appear to have checked out the link I posted, so there's this:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=137334

and this:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=137345

Note that he carries these amazing musical numbers, they don't carry him. This isn't one of those things where the celebrity stands there sort of singing while dancers surround him to create the illusion that he's participating in a musical number. His musical theater background is solid. It may be the iceberg beneath the TV career we're all familiar with.

For more NPH awesomeness, search POETV for "Neil Patrick Harris"

And it occurs to me now that if "How I met your mother" had been about NPH's character,, it would have been awesome. Barney was a gay man's portrayal of a heartless womanizer who actually had a heart, in all things but love. Barney loved to take advantage of women with "daddy issues" when he himself had daddy issues like nobody's business. Barney never knew his father, and for years he had a delusional fantasy that his father was Bob Barker. I believe that he eventually met his father, who was a disappointment. Barney's daddy issues were finally resolved in an instant when he himself became the daddy that he and all his conquests had been searching for, in the one part of the finale that actually did not suck.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-12-05

oh shit, i did it again.


EvilHomer - 2014-12-05

OK, so gay, named Neil Patrick Harris, and occasionally sings Broadway style stuff passably well. Still not seeing the big deal here. Both of those clips you link to boil down to him singing about one of the three things that completely define his persona, which is sort of sad and further reinforces my suspicion that he is nothing more than a one trick (three trick?) pony. Consider also the following: Seth McFarlane is a better singer than Mr Harris; Seth has got a wider range, better diction, and subjectively, I believe he sings a more interesting catalogue of songs. Yet we would not give Seth McFarlane a pass simply for that one talent alone, would we?


oddeye - 2014-12-05

Neil Patrick Harris??

More like... Gay.... Panties... Homo? Yeah, take that ya fat shit!!

BOOM


EvilHomer - 2014-12-05

Naff Pointless Hack.


Mother_Puncher - 2014-12-05

Show fucking sucks. I think 7th Heaven was less safe and funnier than this piece of shit.


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