How do you really WIN a videogame anyway. I get to put up 3 letters after spending my laundry money and not returning my girlfriend's phone calls.. I try to put in CUM and it changes it to CAP every time. Who are these people?

-Benedict Cumberbatch

Probably a dumb question, but did Benedict Cumberbatch really say that? If so, he just went way up in my book.

By pushing Kramer out the window, which is how I really wanted the last episode to go.

Hehe I wish he said that. That was just my "Seinfeld riffing on videogames" routine. I'll be at the open mic all week. It's not at a coffee shop. I just go around talking to myself and imagine it's open mic.

You expose Kramer's ties to freemasonry and dixie masonry's role in the foundation of the Ku Klux Klan, and then let rioters tear the set down, obviously.

meant to be a funny comment

Truly a flawless simulation.