"Hmmm...we've got a lot of these leftover mechanical bits from the singing pilot in his little airplane. What are we going to do with them?"

"Hey! We've run out of stuffing for these Christmas snowmen!"

"Wait...wait...I think...I have...an idea..."

I'm guessing he sees the snowblower coming down the block.

Is there a face they could have used that wouldn't make the snowman look like a flasher?

Not a rhetorical question...is it physically possible?

I dunno. I would say that this is perfectly designed.

i always have five stars for toys with problems

Propeller BEANIE, I said. BEANIE!

My name's Olaf and I like warm hugs!

finally a doll that hacks off the bits of any kid who tries to fuck it.

He has an infected umbilical hernia.