Surely this is "Circus of the Star Trek" now?

Thank you, please tip your waitress.

"The star of Star Trek II" - nice of them to politely forget about Star Trek I.

I'd love to see him do the same tricks without the spacers between the planks, of course.

That announcer sounds like a knockoff Casey Kasem.

When he punched those boards, l thought I heard him yell KHAN!!

Dude, no matter how hard you punch it, Miramanee is still gonna stay dead.