SolRo - 2015-01-13
Ignored all his training to shoot every clip into the nearest non-cop as soon as one shot is fired.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2015-01-13
Lucky bastard. Could've easily hit any of the 4 people standing back there.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-13
I thought gun stores didn't put loaded guns in their cases?
Nice to know we could have stupid compounding stupid in this...
...wait for it...
...clip.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-14 This is clever and all, but it doesn't change the fact that you're just making a hollow point.
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SolRo - 2015-01-14 and we're lead into another pun thread.
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Gmork - 2015-01-14 I hope they put a muzzle on all of you.
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Cena_mark - 2015-01-14 Such contrived loaded humor.
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kamlem - 2015-01-14 There seems to be some kind of theme running through this thread, but I just can't put my finger in it.
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simon666 - 2015-01-14 I've come armed with my best puns, but fear I'm nonetheless shooting blanks.
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TeenerTot - 2015-01-14 Clip needs a trigger warning.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-01-14
That's fucked up.
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Gmork - 2015-01-14
Finally, a bullet going where it should.
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Gmork - 2015-01-14 #notallfingers
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Gunny McRifleson - 2015-01-14
Cop was a dumbass, but you do NOT hand someone a loaded firearm in that situation.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-14 I thought that was against the law in some places, right?
Or did the Terminator movies lie to me about being able to buy guns & ammo at the same time (at least in California)?
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spikestoyiu - 2015-01-14
lol he should go eat a donut
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gravelstudios - 2015-01-14
A friend of a friend of mine recently had a black powder gun explode in his hands (apparently he didn't know it was already loaded, and loaded it a second time). He blew off his pinky, part of his hand, and got a bunch of shrapnel in his abdomen. Everybody feels very bad for him, but there's this subtle unspoken undercurrent of "well, duh" whenever anybody mentions it.
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Syd Midnight - 2015-01-18
Sometimes a trend in news stories compels me to write new state mottos:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Kentucky."
"That sounds like Florida all right."
"Not all Texans."
"Tennessee, you say?"
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