Wipe the smirk off your face, Don. The woman needs help, not exposure.

She even wore a t-shirt that said she didn't do it.

Grandiosity, denial, passive-aggressive, tangential, danger to herself and others, possibly schizo

The woman has a point. That IS trash.

please stop talking about my mom

"Oh no ohmygod no! Did you just put that in your mouth?"

It's your job to get people mental help, Don!

I am so glad I found this.

"Oh my God! Did you just put that in your mouth?" Same phrase and tone of voice I use with my kindergarteners.

guh huh? Why would she think... she's crazy, that's it, she's just got to be crazy.

A human being really does have to ingest quite a lot of boric acid bfore they feel any ill effects. It's a dessicant.

She's not doing her hairstylist any favors, though.

We want to remind people not to DO that...