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ShiftlessRastus - 2015-01-26

Pill talk.


Maggot Brain - 2015-01-26

Don't be mean to the pills, man.


chumbucket - 2015-01-27

Adderall? Xanax? I am positive she has a pill issue. It doesn't mix well with her desperate attempt to summon back her campaign crutch of the "down to earth American woman" ploy of speaking in public that she thinks will get her all kinds of positive attention. Someone mentioned it later in the thread about her family issues and other life disappointments which I think fold neatly on her psychosis of attention needs and pill-popping.


Maggot Brain - 2015-01-27

Adderall, if I had to pick one of the two. If she was on a xannie bar she would be way loopier, kind of like Kathy Griffin on New Years.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27

Adderall? Pshaw. I'd say she's strait-up wiggin' out on meth.

She's a Breaking Bad Grizzly Momma! Or something...


Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-27

"Breaking Bad Grizzly Mama" sounds exactly like the kind of thing she would say if she was caught doing hard drugs.


Maggot Brain - 2015-01-27

"Oh yeah, Rick, I was on the the Risperdal, the Oxycodone, and of course the Methamphetamines. Let me tell you something Rick, I was one hard core, Breaking Bad, Grizzly Mama!"

Yep, it works perfectly.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-28

"Breaking Bad Grizzly Mama," a POE original. From our family... to yours.


Jack Jammer - 2015-01-26

Well that hurt a little.


The Mothership - 2015-01-26

I think I've got this Palin lady all wrong. I used to think that she was an ignorant hillbilly twit who was shoehorned into the national political scene by Republican scallywags.

I see her more now like a socialist hippie chick who's had fortunes and lost them, a couple failed marriages, a whole lot of disappointment in her life and some good solid conspiracy theories. You probably know her, she's into crystals and hops from religion to religion, married money and now is trying to get her homemeade jam and jelly business off the ground. She's not very articulate, and sometimes she still talks like she's really high, only she stopped smoking dope years ago.

Sarah Palin, crazy right wing version of your crazy leftie hippie auntie.


Hooker - 2015-01-26

She let her retarded son stand on their dog, posted it on Twitter, and then blamed the dog for being lazy.


wtf japan - 2015-01-27

A retarded child standing on top of a lazy dog is a pretty good metaphor for American society.


mon666ster - 2015-01-27

I didn't even watch the video. Stars are just for wtf japan.


Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-27

It's funny and sad how correct wtf japan's comment is.


yogarfield - 2015-01-27

Holy fuck, wtfjapan has opened mine eyes.


CornOnTheCabre - 2015-01-29

I'd say "jaded and broken" before lazy, but otherwise on the money


jangbones - 2015-01-26

this is the new standard of the "word salad" tag


spicediver - 2015-01-27

God yes. In Australia we have idiots in politics yes, but whats interesting to me about Palin is that large swathes of people go to hear her speak at events like this after 7 years of her brain dead oratory. In Oz these nuts tend to burn out quicker. I'm not sure why. Someone with her incredibly bad speechmaking talents wouldn't last a year here, unless they were in elected office and it was simply a case of having to put up with them until they are turfed out. Palin has been out of office for years, yet here she is. To think, she could have been in the White House. That chills me to the bone.


gravelstudios - 2015-01-27

Do you remember how terrible George W. Bush was at public speaking? Well, I knew people who honestly thought he was the greatest president we've ever had. Those same people were desperate for Palin to win (McCain was an afterthought--I think they hoped that McCain would die in office and Palin would take over). That's how crazy Americans are.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27

That's how crazy SOME Americans are.

Thankfully, even wingnuts are shaking their heads at Palin's latest speech, but that could just be due to the fact they have other candidates for office to root for... who are equally evil (in that they'd do whatever the Tea Partiers want if they got the White House) but can actually string a sentence or two together.


kingarthur - 2015-01-28

I either need to get my paperwork going on my Italian citizenship (and find the money to make that happen) or find a way to get into Canada, Australia, or New Zealand without being an illegal immigrant.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-28

Shouldn't you just be able to go boot the queen off her throne and lead Britain unto a new Camelot?


Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-26

How drunk was she during this speech?

I'm not being facetious when I ask that. I really want to know what she drank, and how much, before she got to that microphone.


infinite zest - 2015-01-26

I know it was just a movie (albeit a really good one) but in Game Change she said she never drank, and mostly just drank Diet Dr. Pepper while everybody else drank wine or beer. It's actually a *ahem* sobering film, and I kinda felt bad for the gal by the end (for a minute and then remembering "oh yeah she's a total cunt".) Most people who drink don't ramble this much, but instead focus on something very specific until someone changes the subject and then they can't remember what they were talking about before. I honestly think she was compltly sober here and is just a complete idiot.


infinite zest - 2015-01-26

*completely sober*. Sorry, I'm drunk.


Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-26

Well, you'd better stay away from any microphones, or someone's likely to mistake you for a republican!

This is very different from her usual mushmouthed rambling, though. She's more incoherent than I remember, and that incoherency is coming out a lot faster and more scattershot than usual. Maybe it isn't alcohol, but she's clearly on something.

She sounds really bitter, too. A very aimless bitterness, at that.


infinite zest - 2015-01-26

Heh. As long as I've got my beer goggles on, is Tina Fey starting to look more and more like Sarah Palin or is Sarah Palin starting to look more and more like Tina Fey?


Bort - 2015-01-27

I would bet anything that Tina Fey spent the next three days riffing on this until people asked her to stop. Not that I could blame her.

"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" appears on Netflix on March 6. I just might subscribe to Netflix just for that.


fedex - 2015-01-27

Well, apparently the teleprompter broke and she had to start ad-libbing.
This is that, I'm guessing


infinite zest - 2015-01-27

I honestly think that anyone involved in politics who needs to "stick to the script" deserves no better job than working a call center job for a PIRG or something.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27

I'm just about to the point where I'd advocate political positions being something qualified people are conscripted into, not something those who are good at getting elected decide to do.


Quad9Damage - 2015-01-28

Game Change is the story of a mental patient who gets picked to be McCain's running mate not only as an anomaly who will counter Obama's star power, but a wingnut who can appease Christian tards who don't feel comfortable with a woman on the ticket. She then proceeds to have a breakdown and put words about scary Muslim Atheist brown people in McCain's mouth. She inspires a whole refresher course of ignorance and hate that only serves as a chilling reminder of the previous eight year clusterfuck.

I didn't feel sorry for her. Not in the least, not after how close we came to the stress of a Presidency stopping a man’s heart and bumping this case study into leading an already ailing United States.


Maggot Brain - 2015-01-26

At lest when "The Man" does knock while rapping me I can still get an abortion in her home state.


Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-28

Getting an abortion is my second-favorite bimonthly ritual.


gravelstudios - 2015-01-27

Anybody seen the movie Game Change? I don't know how accurate it is, but it's very well cast and really good.


StanleyPain - 2015-01-27

I've seen it and it's good. There's been denials that Palin was really as stupid as portrayed in the movie, but come the fuck on...we all know that movie was probably 99% accurate.


StanleyPain - 2015-01-27

was NOT I meant.


Quad9Damage - 2015-01-28

I thought it was a great movie. When I watch clips like this I feel like it was spot on. McCain and Palin say it is inaccurate and refuse to see it. But then:

"However, Steve Schmidt, the campaign's chief strategist, stated: "Ten weeks of the campaign are condensed into a two-hour movie. But it tells the truth of the campaign. That is the story of what happened."[16] He later said that watching the film was tantamount to "an out-of-body experience."[17]"


Binro the Heretic - 2015-01-27

The government isn't too big to fill. I's too big to succeed!


Jet Bin Fever - 2015-01-27

Worth every penny of her enormous speaking fee!


mouser - 2015-01-27

McCain still hasn't apologized for bringing her into the spotlight. Word has it, she didn't even put out.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27

Every six months or so, McCain resets his pander-o-meter by putting aside the farce he's been living since he last ran for president. Eventually the right wing gets too insane even for him to pay lip service to and he shows that the GOP used to have a few rational people in it.

Then he goes along with something Ted Cruz sponsors and the cycle repeats.


fluffy - 2015-01-27

Do any of her kids have ADD whose ritalin keeps on mysteriously vanishing?


NewHeavenSockman - 2015-01-27

more inspiring than charlie's campaign speech, and almost as coherant


NancyDrewFan123 - 2015-01-27

I feel refreshed after seeing this. If she's going to run for president in 2016, maybe, just maybe I kind find some joy in the soul crushing proceedings.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27

Except Dubya was an idiot, too. He got elected.

The Kochs are pouring millions into the 2016 election (that we KNOW about). I'd actually be scared to death if Palin was the GOP nominee.


Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-28

SPK:

Sarah Palin is, without question, the best-case scenario for 2016. If she got the nomination, it would be a Reagan-level blowout, and not for the GOP. She'll never, ever come within 48 states of the candidacy, but we can dream.


Anaxagoras - 2015-01-27

She has never sounded more like a jazz piano.

I wish this guy would reprise his performance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nlwwFZdXck


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-01-27

Sarah Palin is the greatest standup comedian who doesn't know she's a standup comedian.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-28

Imagine arranging an interview between Sarah Palin and Victoria Jackson, where both women have been told they're the ones in charge of the interview.

It would be glorious.


Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-28

It would be like when two Furbies have a conversation, but with more interruptions.


chumbucket - 2015-01-28

The more I watch her do this the more I'm reminded of this:

http://youtu.be/Rg3gMEW9x0E


Pillager - 2015-01-29

Damn, that's the worst spliced-together, quoted out of context, smear job I've ever seen. Wait a minute...


RockBolt - 2015-02-02

Is she having a stroke?


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