ShiftlessRastus - 2015-01-26
Pill talk.
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Maggot Brain - 2015-01-27 Adderall, if I had to pick one of the two. If she was on a xannie bar she would be way loopier, kind of like Kathy Griffin on New Years.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27 Adderall? Pshaw. I'd say she's strait-up wiggin' out on meth.
She's a Breaking Bad Grizzly Momma! Or something...
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Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-27 "Breaking Bad Grizzly Mama" sounds exactly like the kind of thing she would say if she was caught doing hard drugs.
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Maggot Brain - 2015-01-27 "Oh yeah, Rick, I was on the the Risperdal, the Oxycodone, and of course the Methamphetamines. Let me tell you something Rick, I was one hard core, Breaking Bad, Grizzly Mama!"
Yep, it works perfectly.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-28 "Breaking Bad Grizzly Mama," a POE original. From our family... to yours.
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Jack Jammer - 2015-01-26
Well that hurt a little.
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The Mothership - 2015-01-26
I think I've got this Palin lady all wrong. I used to think that she was an ignorant hillbilly twit who was shoehorned into the national political scene by Republican scallywags.
I see her more now like a socialist hippie chick who's had fortunes and lost them, a couple failed marriages, a whole lot of disappointment in her life and some good solid conspiracy theories. You probably know her, she's into crystals and hops from religion to religion, married money and now is trying to get her homemeade jam and jelly business off the ground. She's not very articulate, and sometimes she still talks like she's really high, only she stopped smoking dope years ago.
Sarah Palin, crazy right wing version of your crazy leftie hippie auntie.
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Hooker - 2015-01-26 She let her retarded son stand on their dog, posted it on Twitter, and then blamed the dog for being lazy.
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jangbones - 2015-01-26
this is the new standard of the "word salad" tag
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gravelstudios - 2015-01-27 Do you remember how terrible George W. Bush was at public speaking? Well, I knew people who honestly thought he was the greatest president we've ever had. Those same people were desperate for Palin to win (McCain was an afterthought--I think they hoped that McCain would die in office and Palin would take over). That's how crazy Americans are.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-28 Shouldn't you just be able to go boot the queen off her throne and lead Britain unto a new Camelot?
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Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-26
How drunk was she during this speech?
I'm not being facetious when I ask that. I really want to know what she drank, and how much, before she got to that microphone.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2015-01-26 Well, you'd better stay away from any microphones, or someone's likely to mistake you for a republican!
This is very different from her usual mushmouthed rambling, though. She's more incoherent than I remember, and that incoherency is coming out a lot faster and more scattershot than usual. Maybe it isn't alcohol, but she's clearly on something.
She sounds really bitter, too. A very aimless bitterness, at that.
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infinite zest - 2015-01-26 Heh. As long as I've got my beer goggles on, is Tina Fey starting to look more and more like Sarah Palin or is Sarah Palin starting to look more and more like Tina Fey?
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infinite zest - 2015-01-27 I honestly think that anyone involved in politics who needs to "stick to the script" deserves no better job than working a call center job for a PIRG or something.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27 I'm just about to the point where I'd advocate political positions being something qualified people are conscripted into, not something those who are good at getting elected decide to do.
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Quad9Damage - 2015-01-28 Game Change is the story of a mental patient who gets picked to be McCain's running mate not only as an anomaly who will counter Obama's star power, but a wingnut who can appease Christian tards who don't feel comfortable with a woman on the ticket. She then proceeds to have a breakdown and put words about scary Muslim Atheist brown people in McCain's mouth. She inspires a whole refresher course of ignorance and hate that only serves as a chilling reminder of the previous eight year clusterfuck.
I didn't feel sorry for her. Not in the least, not after how close we came to the stress of a Presidency stopping a man’s heart and bumping this case study into leading an already ailing United States.
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Maggot Brain - 2015-01-26
At lest when "The Man" does knock while rapping me I can still get an abortion in her home state.
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gravelstudios - 2015-01-27
Anybody seen the movie Game Change? I don't know how accurate it is, but it's very well cast and really good.
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Binro the Heretic - 2015-01-27
The government isn't too big to fill. I's too big to succeed!
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Jet Bin Fever - 2015-01-27
Worth every penny of her enormous speaking fee!
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mouser - 2015-01-27
McCain still hasn't apologized for bringing her into the spotlight. Word has it, she didn't even put out.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27 Every six months or so, McCain resets his pander-o-meter by putting aside the farce he's been living since he last ran for president. Eventually the right wing gets too insane even for him to pay lip service to and he shows that the GOP used to have a few rational people in it.
Then he goes along with something Ted Cruz sponsors and the cycle repeats.
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fluffy - 2015-01-27
Do any of her kids have ADD whose ritalin keeps on mysteriously vanishing?
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NewHeavenSockman - 2015-01-27
more inspiring than charlie's campaign speech, and almost as coherant
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NancyDrewFan123 - 2015-01-27
I feel refreshed after seeing this. If she's going to run for president in 2016, maybe, just maybe I kind find some joy in the soul crushing proceedings.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-27 Except Dubya was an idiot, too. He got elected.
The Kochs are pouring millions into the 2016 election (that we KNOW about). I'd actually be scared to death if Palin was the GOP nominee.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-28 SPK:
Sarah Palin is, without question, the best-case scenario for 2016. If she got the nomination, it would be a Reagan-level blowout, and not for the GOP. She'll never, ever come within 48 states of the candidacy, but we can dream.
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Anaxagoras - 2015-01-27
She has never sounded more like a jazz piano.
I wish this guy would reprise his performance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nlwwFZdXck
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-01-27
Sarah Palin is the greatest standup comedian who doesn't know she's a standup comedian.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-01-28 Imagine arranging an interview between Sarah Palin and Victoria Jackson, where both women have been told they're the ones in charge of the interview.
It would be glorious.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-01-28 It would be like when two Furbies have a conversation, but with more interruptions.
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chumbucket - 2015-01-28
The more I watch her do this the more I'm reminded of this:
http://youtu.be/Rg3gMEW9x0E
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Pillager - 2015-01-29
Damn, that's the worst spliced-together, quoted out of context, smear job I've ever seen. Wait a minute...
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RockBolt - 2015-02-02
Is she having a stroke?
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