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Gmork - 2015-02-08

If this was "portal of fat" i might use it as a new fapzone but that's not why I come here.


Adham Nu'man - 2015-02-08

WHO IS THE SECRET FATTY?

IT IS A LARD SURPRISE!


fedex - 2015-02-08

what, no party hat?!


ashtar. - 2015-02-08

I'm not sure your creepy fetish is any less offensive to the fat than making fun of them.


yogarfield - 2015-02-08

OH NO! IT IS A VERY MYSTERY BUTTER KIWI

BE CAREFUL ABOUT MOVING IT WILL JUMPSEX YOU IN THE BUTT


EvilHomer - 2015-02-09

How fat are you, gmork? Not making fun of you, just wondering, as I've noticed that fat acceptance is one of your "issues".


fedex - 2015-02-08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pig6xZdptL4


infinite zest - 2015-02-08

To quote The Simpsons, "everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very (insert size proportion here)" but why would you what I'm assuming is 60,000 bucks on a small car that's so difficult to get into or out of if you're that size? I mean, I saw a pair of boots on sale that I really liked the other day, but they were size 10 and I'm a 12. I'm sure I could squeeze into them but why would I want to?


Adham Nu'man - 2015-02-08

She won the car when she was Mrs Nebraska 2 years ago.


oddeye - 2015-02-08

she ate the previous 2 owners


infinite zest - 2015-02-08

haha ghost stars for the both of you


fedex - 2015-02-08

It's the only way she will ever go fast.


fedex - 2015-02-08

...now that I think about it, clearly the inspiration for Turbo.


infinite zest - 2015-02-08

teehee.. also extra stars for the high school band rendition of Zarathustra. It's full of stars tonight, my god.


bopeton - 2015-02-08

I like how she has to work up to it before even planting a foot,


BHWW - 2015-02-08

I have a fat story. One day I was at a small restaurant, more of an enclosed lunch counter really. In line ahead of me were this couple, both really obese. 300+lbs range, each, easily. They ordered large shakes and left. I sat down after placing my to-go order and went to sit down in a booth to wait.

After a few minutes the fat man came hobbling back in and asked me if I'm the owner of the Ford parked out front. I said "Um, yes?"

"You need to move it now, it's too close to our car."

I could look right outside the window and see my car was parked between the white lines exactly in the middle of it's parking space. There was half a foot of space to both the left and the right of my car. I looked then at their car, the woman standing next to it. It was also directly in between the white lines.

Regardless, I responded in a cordial manner and told him I'd be happy to my car after my order was filled since I was going to be leaving anyway, gesturing toward the counter where my drink was already waiting on a tray and the people behind the counter were just about done fixing up the soup/sandwich combo I had ordered.

The fat man was halfway out the door as I finished my saying this, then he spun around and said sternly, "No! You'll move it now!" He actually wagged his finger at me as he said this.

"Fine," I said, and headed out to get this over with.

"My girlfriend can't even get in the door 'cause you're too close!" the fat man snapped at me.

So I looked at him and said, "That's not my fault." and walked out the door. As I got in my car the woman murmured a few apologetic words, I said "Eh, don't worry about it," as I got in my car.

Then the fat man steps outside and exclaimed very loudly to his gf "OH HEY! It's not his fault!" with a really over-the-top sarcastic tone.


oddeye - 2015-02-09

Your name almost kinda spells BMW, coincidence?


chumbucket - 2015-02-09

"HEY HEY HEY! It's nooooot his fault!"


Rafiki - 2015-02-09

Hahaha, picking up her own leg because she's too fat to lift it.

Also: BBW Gets Out of BMW.


duck&cover - 2023-05-05

High BMI gets out of BMW.


betabox - 2015-02-09

Wow. Those things have really long seatbelts.


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