Oscar Wildcat - 2015-02-18
America's got Desperate!
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infinite zest - 2015-02-18
Howard Stern, some blonde chick, Scary Spice and Howie Mandell think you're funny. You've come a long way baby.
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infinite zest - 2015-02-18 Also it could be the lights, but if you pause it at 1:32 or so everybody looks like palette swaps.
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Cena_mark - 2015-02-18
Good thing she didn't go with her political humor.
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Bort - 2015-02-18
I felt bad about her with her stories about poverty, until I realized that she is 1) throwing herself into a barely-successful comedy career while 2) pushing an ideology that would take no pity on her.
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Cena_mark - 2015-02-18 She doesn't feel oppressed, because she believes the wealthy are the truly oppressed.
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infinite zest - 2015-02-18 I dunno about "poverty" necessarily.. I knew a girl who walked dogs three times a week and made nearly twice what I made working 50+ hours a week as a non-exempt employee for a non profit. When I got laid off and was looking for new work, I'd take a lot of odd jobs, and this record label guy paid me 0 just to move his car less than ten feet because it was illegally parked on the street and he was in his house in Australia. Same with pizza delivery drivers and bartenders. Unless you work for one of the big corporations you usually get half a month's rent on a good Saturday night in tips alone.
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Cena_mark - 2015-02-18 She doesn't want to be burdened with high tax rates once she makes it to the top.
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infinite zest - 2015-02-18 Also Turkey hot dogs are kinda expensive. When I was in college before I got a job that paid 4.75/hr, maruchan ramen was a luxury and I mostly survived because my housemate worked at a sub shop and would bring home unused bread.
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Bort - 2015-02-18 "Unused bread" is a strange way to put it.
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infinite zest - 2015-02-18 It's the same as movie theatre popcorn. You always pop more than you expect you need. A sandwich shop running out of bread is like a movie theatre running out of popcorn. Unfortunately big places like Subway, Starbucks, etc. would rather see their unused bread go into locked dumpsters than see it consumed, but this was a relatively small place. The loaves were marked down to 50 cents for an entire loaf and the unpurchased ones were up for grabs.
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Bort - 2015-02-18 I get what you mean, but if there is "unused bread" there must also be "used bread".
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Kabbage - 2015-02-18
What's the deal with SHOES??! HUH?!!? GUYS ARE BARFY!!!
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TeenerTot - 2015-02-18
Wow she is funny.
And as my dad would say "...but looks aren't everything."
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Bort - 2015-02-18 Take a look at the pre-load on this video ...
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=142634
... and tell me that's not 5 o'clock shadow.
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infinite zest - 2015-02-18 I wonder if Stern is/was aware of her other stuff when he said she has a "beautiful mind." I won't lie, she's kinda hot like my ex-mom-in-law was, and as long as we avoided politics everything was cool.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2015-02-18
A star is born!
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That guy - 2015-02-18
gmol, you get 5 for the moment while I was viewing this in the hopper that I thought it was in there because the submitter liked it.
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Cena_mark - 2015-02-18
I wonder if her News Busted stuff could hurt her. I don't watch it, but its conservative humor so I'm sure there's some nice sexist, racist, homophobic, Islamiphobic, and other such bigoted nuggets out there.
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infinite zest - 2015-02-18 From what I've seen it's more just disagreeing with democrats for the sake of disagreeing with democrats. Obama could say hello and she'd say goodbye, simply on principle. Nothing I've heard has been overtly "ist" or "phobic" and is more like the ex-mom-in-law I mentioned above. But she's still a fucking moron, just a hot fucking moron.
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Aelric - 2015-02-18 Remember when you were a conservative heel? Good times.
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Cena_mark - 2015-02-18 I had a lot of cognitive dissonance to overcome. A
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-02-18
Actually, "delivering wealthy people's groceries" is a pretty good description of "Newsbusted".
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Redford - 2015-02-19
No one has mentioned this yet, but the Youtube comments are lovely as well.
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