This got me thinking: the average human body probably kills several million (billion?) bacteria each day. You will have killed thousands upon thousands of animals by the time you've read this. And not just bad bacteria that's out to get you, you kill beneficial bacteria too if they end up where they don't belong (i.e. anywhere but your intestines.) Live and let die, as some famous vegetarian might say. (Why, yes, I did have a couple of drinks with lunch!)
Yes, anyone who actually thinks about veganism, esp those who have spent any amount of time farming (maybe bugs and voles don't count?) realize it is patently ridiculous as an ethos.
Unfortunately it's real. I think I saw this guy at some dumb fur protest that I went to with my ex-girlfriend. Like, I choose to be vegan myself but lord what I wouldn't do right now for a pastrami on rye kind of vegan. Anyway whoever it was he was singing all these 80s hair metal covers and just changing it to how you shouldn't anally electrocute foxes and chinchillas and shit. Actually it was kinda funny.