I don't know; I feel like, if you've stolen a mascot and you're NOT a sex offender, that just raises more troubling questions.

Native American sex offenders would molest every part of the clown, letting nothing go to waste.

I used to work at this old movie theatre that had a Kimball organ that rose out of the ground and would be played on Fridays and Saturdays before the 7 o'clock movie. A lot of people just came to hear the organ. But our organist was getting up in age (he was probably older than the organist) and couldn't always make it, especially in the wintertime, and the other other guy who could play it was unreliable because he was also the organist for the Milwaukee Brewers. Anyway, we had a backup solution, which was just to pipe in old recordings and sit a dressed up mannequin at the organ, which thankfully we only had to use twice in the three years I was there. So we'd take the guy to the bar downstairs and sit him at the bar, mostly for our own amusement, but we'd always put him back at the end of the night. One day he was gone.

I don't know, a kid fiddler with a mechanical clown is straight up direct-to-video-horror stuff.

He and this guy should have gotten together.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=76363

I've always wanted to go to an actual abandoned amusement park. The best I have is this place with a roller rink that's open all year so during the rainy season it's pretty much empty. There's still a couple of security guys every now and then but you can just walk around the park for free and even have a picnic in there, or at least I did and nobody seemed to care. It's strangely romantic.

Joyland is now home to a bunch of wild turkeys! It's sad though, people smashed everything up pretty bad, even the old arcade games. The creepiest part, I think, was the office where they kept all the employee records and park paperwork. Nobody ever cleaned it out, so there were files and papers everywhere. It looked like one day, nobody showed up and everything was left. All the games, rollerskates, cars, everything. I brought my mom in there with me and we had a blast walking through the Whacky Shack in the dark.