POETV's lifeblood.

With the exception of our friend at the end (and the guy at 1:33, which DOES work (I've done it)) WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND WHEN DID THIS BECOME A THING!?!!

Like, a nice Spanish Coffee is good once in a while, and properly done is set on fire and extinguished, sometimes by the recipient but usually by the bartender, because there's the chance someone might try to drink it. Like a 2 year old and a birthday cake.. get drunk enough and there's not much distinction between the two. Honestly I don't know what would be worse: setting yourself on fire for a second or two or actually ingesting a flammable liquid. Ugh..

yes, 1:00 really sums that up

Fire is not always a friend.

Seriously though, I did a LOT of stupid things with fire as a kid. Even as a stupid 13 year old though:

pressing the fire to my face was not one of them

always had an extinguishing plan on hand prior

knew that you had to smother liquid fires, not fan it with pussy swipes like it was a mouse

I am laughing to tears. I wish there was a "fan it with pussy swipes" tag!