Outside the ordered universe that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes

I was hanging out with a couple of friends the other night and one of them did the orb thing with the ladel.. not really as effective if you see him doing it but it was a good party trick even though I've seen Al do it before, and knew people who did it even before, but nevermind. Weird Al should compile all his videos into a DVD called "Do Try This At Home."

Unless soap's bad.. seems like a good way to clean your microwave actually. Then again, when I had a car I just waited until it rained heavily and poured dish soap on it..

It's 99.44% pure.

The other 0.56% is SATAN.

No Tetsuooooo!!!!

I hope he doesn't use that microwave for food, because everything he cooks in it will now taste and smell like soap.