man, I submitted this video a long time ago and it never made it out of the hopper

Let us first build a blimp city on Earth. We can have a reality show called Blimpcity where the protagonists try to have sex with uplifted albatross dolphin crosses while drinking far too many Manhattan cocktails.

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As the male inverts himself over the female, he lines up his inseminator with her receptor. Slowly he lowers himself onto her, until they embrace in a technological ballet of deep fucking.

Finally we can now bomb the fuck out of Venus like it deserves.