You just want Derpy to cry, but if he had of asked, Derpy would have gladly shared that muffin. :(

I hate to sound like an aging hipster (which I am), but I was wearing a wolf shirt back in the late 90s that I found at a St. Vincent's in one of those piles for a dollar. I still have it, but now you can find them at Urban Outfitters, Hot Topic, and they're like 30 bucks!

This may come as some surprise to people, but I have never worn a wolf shirt. I have worn many heavy metal band shirts, a Dinosaur Comics shirt, a Richard Feynman shirt, a bunch of WWE shirts, and a Darth Maul shirt, but no wolf shirts.

I can't remember the last time I wore a shirt with a logo on it. I'm not goth but my entire wardrobe is black, except for my yellow kevlar gloves (I need 'em for work but they're kinda stylish too) and a blue bandana. Love me some Dinosaur Comics though: a friend of mine is about to give birth and I need to figure out a present, and I think the T-rex Stomping onesie is what I'm gonna get.

err. kevlar sleeves, not gloves.

Not a T-Rex one, but this:

http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code= QW-ASTRO&Category_Code=QW

Most of my shirts were/are plain black or gray. Nowadays, the only logo shirts I wear are my old Army PT shirts, the Feynman shirt, and Dinosaur Comics shirt. Everything else is as bland and cheap as I can make it.

I haven't worn my wolf shirts for a long time, but I still have them, got some good ones and cheap roadside flea market wolves at different times. I wear plain long tee shirts in the winter mostly, and Doggie scrubs in summer.

Wolf Shirt should be a tag, there was a time when they were all over, and the wolves kept getting bigger until they covered the entire front of the shirt.

Boomer

I do have footed jammies I wear to bed sometimes, and a onesie would have been great with the way this past winter has been, I'd love one with a Dog print and maybe a tail.

zesty you will forever be wearing yellow gloves in my mind's eye.

http://www.themountain.com/categories/Big-Face-Animals/?sort=featu red&page=1

And I'll just leave this here.

Years and years ago, I moved into a new place. One morning, when I went to get my clothes for work, I found them covered with ants. Ants were all over the closet. I didn't have any insecticide or anything to deal with them and had to go to work, so I brushed them off the clothes I had to wear and left a closet full of ants.

I picked up some spray on the way home and went right to the closet only to find it devoid of ants. I gave it a good spray in all the corners anyway and checked the rest of the bedroom for signs of infestation, but it was all clear.

The next day, the closet was still ant-free. I got cleaned, dressed and went to the kitchen for breakfast. When I opened the cabinet, it was swarming with ants.

I imagined the previous day the ants were in the closet going, "Where's all the fucking food?" And finally, someone realized the ant with the map was holding it upside-down.