and doughy

She is just fine.

Who are you, a modeling agent?

Is there no word in Irish for 'pussy'?

"protestant"

Err.. I guess not. We spent most of our time in Irish class in school trying to render various slang and lude words into Irish. I dont remember that.

Though we do have plenty of equivalent vernacular english slang words. 'gee' is a good one.
'Gowl' also means that, though it can also mean woman.
I think these words are derived from Irish..

Actually I've just come across a page that explains the origins of those terms + some more. Please use them constantly for the remainder of paddys day.

http://www.dailyedge.ie/irish-slang-origins-1468945-May2014/

Also in Wateford 'lack' means woman. A common expression 'Hows the lack?'means how is your girlfriend/wife.
I have no idea where that one came from.

*Waterford