If only they had added "Gays should die" or something in there, he'd have nodded so hard his head'd've snapped off.

I like to think that this is just Santorum's inner thoughts somehow projected through telekinesis through the PA system.

5 for you, Mr Zest.

I kind of want to see his reaction when someone goes off about gays seeing as how he's a total secret closet case if ever there was one.

My healthcare has gotten a lot more expensive. However I switched jobs last year and now I have one of those stupid high-deductible plans. BUT, if paying a little more for my insurance helps other people out, I'm okay with it. Unfortunately, I don't think that's the case. I'm pretty sure I'm just throwing more money at Keystone suits.

Thanks to the ACA, I qualify for medicaid, which covers waaaay more than my private insurance ever did. It's saved me such an insane amount of money that I've been able to go back to college because of it.
yesterday, I was watching Obama do a Q&A after a speech and somebody asked him what he'd tell himself if he could go back in a time machine to his first day in office. He said he'd have closed Gitmo on the first day, while he still had the chance.

They are still lucid enough to be able to insert their credit card information online. This is all he cares about.

That ain't a New Orleans accent, dude. That's North Mississippi / Deep South / Central Pennsylvania / Kentucky.

We don't talk like dat in NAWLA.

I mean what he's saying, not his accent. Sheesh.

I wonder which Charleston he failed to nuke, WV or SC.

It was South Carolina.

The world will forever wonder.

For the curious, the story from the tin-foil-hatters said that Obama fired two generals for not nuking Charleston to create a false-flag attack. In reality, they were fired for charges related to sex and gambling. The gambling one involved using forged poker chips at a casino, which I'm kind of amazed didn't get him kneecapped. Anyway, here's Snopes on the subject:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/charleston.asp

Please tell me you have a recording of this.

I love grandparents' tenacious grip on political grudges. My Grandmother still calls Truman "Hairy Ass Truman", and says he ruined the country. It reminds me of the Abe Simpson quote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM3NSTbi4OQ

It was before the smartphone age and even if it wasn't, I was too busy burying my head in my hands to film.

In his defense he handled it like a pro, being totally diplomatic while not daring to even imply he agreed with her. I think a big part of being a politician, especially a Republican, is making peace with the fact a large number of your supporters are crazy.

Instant access to vast knowledge simply allows some to cherry-pick more effectively

A lot of the rhetoric seems to circle the bowl around "if our founding fathers were alive today" lectures. I just kind of zone out when I hear that phrase and begin fantasizing about a continental congressional zombie horde.